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Caught in flagranti, well kinda...

Caught in flagranti, well kinda...

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Originally posted by PBE6
Mine are all paper. I've also cleverly stuck the pages together with a sort of homemade glue, so even if she finds a magazine she can't open it without tearing the models a new one!

Pure genius. 🙂
Ingenius but a bit disgusting 😛

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Originally posted by darvlay
You know, I tried but she just couldn't hold the cup steady enough.
that 'cause u need 2 girls

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Ingenius but a bit disgusting 😛
You should see what I did with the DVDs... 😵

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Originally posted by ivan2908
that 'cause u need 2 girls
TRU FACT!~

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Explain to her that even if a man is wealthy enough to have filet mignon for dinner every night of the week, sometimes he just wants a hamburger.

If she doesn't understand then do what HoH said and dump her.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Yes, you will laugh and say I am stupid. I am, indeed.

A few months ago, I was in apartment with my girlfriend notebook. I was bored so I went on the internet and since she is not all that supportive about certain website with well known acronym (yes it's RHP) I didn't log in there and instead I tried to find other beautful places on the internet. In my sooooooooooo mad. What shall I do ?


Boys and girls, delete your browsing history 😞
You perv. Looking at porn makes baby Jesus cry. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
You perv. Looking at porn makes baby Jesus cry. 😞
goddamnit you made me picture a crying baby Jesus...naked🙄

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Just upload naked pics of her in 4chan and other sites, and move on with your life.

Drama queens are good for careers as nuns, nothing else.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Yes, you will laugh and say I am stupid. I am, indeed.

A few months ago, I was in apartment with my girlfriend notebook. I was bored so I went on the internet and since she is not all that supportive about certain website with well known acronym (yes it's RHP) I didn't log in there and instead I tried to find other beautful places on the internet. In my ...[text shortened]... sooooooooooo mad. What shall I do ?


Boys and girls, delete your browsing history 😞
you need to read Machiavelli. deny everything and suggest that maybe some other guy who had access to her notebook did it.

*chuckles evilly*

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Originally posted by PBE6
Mine are all paper. I've also cleverly stuck the pages together with a sort of homemade glue, so even if she finds a magazine she can't open it without tearing the models a new one!

Pure genius. 🙂
let's hope she doesn't get the wrong idea about why the pages are stuck together.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
you need to read Machiavelli. deny everything and suggest that maybe some other guy who had access to her notebook did it.

*chuckles evilly*
Me likey.