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Originally posted by duecer
16) always give a courtesy flush
19) If that fails, light a match.

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Originally posted by trev33
9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4
10. thou shall not post what I was just about to post.




(I must point out again though, pixies - NOT just a band you hairy heathen with the stupid cap!! 😠)

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
19) If that fails, light a match.
(20) Thou shalt always change thine underware daily... whether or not thee

anticipate hospitalization, on any given day, following an automobile crash.



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(21) Thou shalt not be apathetic about....aw, heck with it.

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Originally posted by Badwater
(21) Thou shalt not be apathetic about....aw, heck with it.
Pull up your flaps, Badwater. Circle around. Try those landing gears again.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Pull up your flaps, Badwater. Circle around. Try those landing gears again.
Probably leave the flaps down actually if you are going missed.



#23: Lift the seat up when you pee.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Probably leave the flaps down actually if you are going missed.



#23: Lift the seat up when you pee.
(24) Thou shalt strive to treat all others better than they may deserve at all times,

no matter what. Failing to do so, thou shalt acknowledge thy shortcoming quickly.


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#25: Thou shall not put a whale in a box or a bag.

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Originally posted by mlprior
#25: Thou shall not put a whale in a box or a bag.
(26) Thou shalt report any sighting of a a giraffe filled with whipped cream to Nordlys immediately.





Edit: Sleepy pillow time, ml. Thanks for being such good company.

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27: Thou shalt not wear crocks because thou thinkest they are comfortable.

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Originally posted by Raven69
27: Thou shalt not wear crocks because thou thinkest they are comfortable.
30-something) Thou shalt not allow college co-eds to use suggestive numbers in their nicknames... especially on a website dominated by geeky, untoward males.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
30-something) Thou shalt not allow college co-eds to use suggestive numbers in their nicknames... especially on a website dominated by geeky, untoward males.
Thou shall not wear spandex just because you can fit them..

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Originally posted by mlprior
Probably leave the flaps down actually if you are going missed.



#23: Lift the seat up when you pee.
#31 or so:

Thou shalt put it down again when finished.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Probably leave the flaps down actually if you are going missed.



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Yes, and establish vx before bringing the flaps up. 😉

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Originally posted by Busygirl
#31 or so:

Thou shalt put it down again when finished.
i may have this wrong,
but,
all this lifting and lowerin of tha seat???

it's to check tha hinges, right???


i know i have ruled out exercise for tha abdominals fer overweight chaps, but, hinge solidarity MUST take precedence over that...

rookie