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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
LMFAO!!! Recs to all!!!!
likewise. page one of this thread is genius.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! And since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! ...[text shortened]... up the spear!

Join me, Children of Ahab, in ridding these forums of these accursed whales!
Is that a whalebone leg or are you just pleased to see me?

PENT AND REPENT!

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Is that a whalebone leg or are you just pleased to see me?

PENT AND REPENT!
Come a little closer and I'll show you.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Is that a whalebone leg or are you just pleased to see me?

PENT AND REPENT!
Care for an apple, little boy?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Care for an apple, little boy?
Don't listen to him, Whalechicken! I sense that he is evil, and Whale Father told us not to eat apples or onions!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Don't listen to him, Whalechicken! I sense that he is evil, and Whale Father told us not to eat apples or onions!
How about a slightly bruised turnip?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Don't listen to him, Whalechicken! I sense that he is evil, and Whale Father told us not to eat apples or onions!
On the contrary, Whalezeebub is very good, for he helps the Whale Father by eating ships sailed by Ahab the Malicious Whale Hunter.

Penting and repenting, in the name of the WHALE FATHER,
Brother Whalechicken

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Originally posted by royalchicken
On the contrary, Whalezeebub is very good, for he helps the Whale Father by eating ships sailed by Ahab the Malicious Whale Hunter.
Ah, but only until the prophecy of WHALE MIKE SEAVER is fulfilled in which I am cast out of paradise to brood and plot the ultimate WHALE VENGEANCE.

Did you forget to read your scripture, finface?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Ah, but only until the prophecy of WHALE MIKE SEAVER is fulfilled in which I am cast out of paradise to brood and plot the ultimate WHALE VENGEANCE.

Did you forget to read your scripture, finface?
Does that make Leonardo DiCaprio the ORCA-CHRIST?

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Originally posted by royalchicken
On the contrary, Whalezeebub is very good, for he helps the Whale Father by eating ships sailed by Ahab the Malicious Whale Hunter.

Penting and repenting, in the name of the WHALE FATHER,
Brother Whalechicken
Are you entirely sure about this? Do you think it's safe to accept the turnip? I am so confused. I pray to the WHALE FATHER that listening to the Faith Whale Song will enlighten me.

Penting and repenting, in the name of the WHALE FATHER, WHALE SON, and the HOLY WHALE SPIRIT, amen.
Sister Nordwhale

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Originally posted by PBE6
Does that make Leonardo DiCaprio the ORCA-CHRIST?
Shhhhhh! Or "The Kirk" might hear you!!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Shhhhhh! Or "The Kirk" might hear you!!
I don't think Kirk plays at the site.
He has more important this to do. Like preach the Gospel to a lost world.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Please see my opriginal post and try and answer my question coherrently. My soul is at stake god dammit!
You can't blame God. You can only blame yourself for you sin. If you blame God, or your parents or anyone else you are in denial then.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
I don't think Kirk plays at the site.
He has more important this to do. Like preach the Gospel to a lost world.
...or swim in a pool full of cash.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am glad the courts don't have the same sense of justice as God. "You are accused of bank robbery, mass murder, and rape. You have admitted that you crossed the road when the traffic-lights were red. So you are guilty as charged. Case closed."
But the good news is that while we where still sinners Christ died for us. Romans 5:8