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Originally posted by Crowley
He's on the most awesomest high there is - god-given life baby!
Personally I think hash is a much better high.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Personally I think hash is a much better high.
Dude, RB is getting amazing halucinations, speaking in voices and is basically incoherent.

Hell, 'tis some good sh!t!

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Originally posted by LemonJello
Come on, RB. In accordance with your secret decoder ring theories, your born-again status has transformed your mind into a bottomless well of propositional truths that are otherwise not accessible to stinky heathens such as myself. I am a thirsty man, and you have a bottomless well. So, what about the fruit?
You wouldn't understand the answer because you are not saved. If you pent and repent, you will understand. Are you ready to accept the gift? I would gladly share my faith whale.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Personally I think hash is a much better high.
Corned beef hash can get you high??
I'll have to try it.

Edit:*holding breath while talking*
It is a little harsh,but I am buzzed.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You wouldn't understand the answer because you are not saved. If you pent and repent, you will understand. Are you ready to accept the gift? I would gladly share my faith whale.
That's very kind of you to offer to share your whale. I already pented once a long time ago, and I just don't see why I need to pent again for a second time. I could see if maybe I pented and then unpented; in that case, I would need to repent in order for my situation to be pented once again. But right now, everything is pented, and I cannot pent it anymore than it is already pented. One instance of penting should be enough, along with a certain personal vigilance in regards to abstaining from the act of unpenting.

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Originally posted by LemonJello
That's very kind of you to offer to share your whale. I already pented once a long time ago, and I just don't see why I need to pent again for a second time. I could see if maybe I pented and then unpented; in that case, I would need to repent in order for my situation to be pented once again. But right now, everything is pented, and I cannot pent it a ...[text shortened]... h, along with a certain personal vigilance in regards to abstaining from the act of unpenting.
Oh, if you have already pented, you only need to repent. I can see how repenting might sound superfluous, but only penting and repenting will tune your hearing to the whole range of frequencies utilised by the Faith Whale Song. If you only pent, you may hear some of the frequencies, but they will not make sense to you.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Oh, if you have already pented, you only need to repent. I can see how repenting might sound superfluous, but only penting and repenting will tune your hearing to the whole range of frequencies utilised by the Faith Whale Song. If you only pent, you may hear some of the frequencies, but they will not make sense to you.
He does bring up a good theological point though- If one has pented, then must one unpent before repenting? Or should one at least brush on a coat of primer and then repent rather than unpenting the whole thing?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
He does bring up a good theological point though- If one has pented, then must one unpent before repenting? Or should one at least brush on a coat of primer and then repent rather than unpenting the whole thing?
No, you don't have to unpent before you can repent. You mention a coat of primer. That's a good analogy. Penting is like putting on a coat of primer, repenting is like putting the second layer on. If you unpent after you pent, you'll have to start all over again.

Paint and repaint!

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Originally posted by RBHILL
Having a relationship with God is of Joy.

There is a BIG difference between Joy and being happy.

Money and movies and music and the list goes on only brings short term happiness, when if you have Jesus he is eternal joy.
would you like to marry a hundred people at this website?
this is being arranged!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No, you don't have to unpent before you can repent. You mention a coat of primer. That's a good analogy. Penting is like putting on a coat of primer, repenting is like putting the second layer on. If you unpent after you pent, you'll have to start all over again.

Paint and repaint!
Ok - suppose I have already pented, but somewhere along the line my license was revoked and I am no longer permitted any more penting. Does this mean I can never fully hear the secret message?

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
would you like to marry a hundred people at this website?
this is being arranged!
If RBHILL married 100 people ,he would have to convert to a Mormon.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
If RBHILL married 100 people ,he would have to convert to a Mormon.
yes, and also 'JW' 😉, 'P' 😉, 'A' 😉, 'L' 😳 (this is possible ????), 'C' 😉, 'T' 😉, etc, etc.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
yes, and also 'JW' 😉, 'P' 😉, 'A' 😉, 'L' 😳 (this is possible ????), 'C' 😉, 'T' 😉, etc, etc.
You tried smoking corned beef hash too huh??

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Wad dat, Jesu Dogg!!