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Chess = Sexy

Chess = Sexy

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I typed chess into eMule, and the first thing that came up was "Dominatrix Chess Gambit", a charming little film which it turns out has this plot:

A young sexy girl is aspiring to become an author. As she writes the chapters of her story she lives them through her imagination. On day the phone rings, a voice tells her that unless she comes up with $200,000 she will never see her brother again. She decides to go and play her savings in a casino and win the money. As she sits at the roulette table her imagination introduces her to a world of shiny leather and latex clothes where everybody is having sex. On leaving the casino a gang of motorcycle riders kidnap her and take her to a warehouse where she has unlimited sex with all the members of the gang. She finds out that the boss of the gang, Don Alvarez, is the one that kidnapped her brother. He sits in front of a chess board and again her fantasises cum alive and all the chessmen turn into randy guys and girls and she becomes the White Queen dominating the chess board, in a frenzy of hot sex

Awesome, no?

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Originally posted by Lone Knight

Awesome, no?
No.

Sex = Cheesey


I worked that one out single-handedly.

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This thread= rubbish.
Why would we want to know?

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Originally posted by Alethia
This thread= rubbish.
Why would we want to know?
ditto

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Originally posted by Lone Knight
I typed chess into eMule, and the first thing that came up was "Dominatrix Chess Gambit", a charming little film which it turns out has this plot:

A young sexy girl is aspiring to become an author. As she writes the chapters of her story she lives them through her imagination. On day the phone rings, a voice tells her that unless she comes up with $2 ...[text shortened]... she becomes the White Queen dominating the chess board, in a frenzy of hot sex

Awesome, no?
There's a reason why you are the "Lone Knight".

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Originally posted by Alethia
This thread= rubbish.
Why would we want to know?
you clicked on a thread entitled, "Chess=Sexy"

Seems you were interested....

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chess is sexy.

Admittadly, the average chess player has bad body hygiene, greasy hair and the social capabilities of a moron on dope, but if that's your thing...sexy it is.

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When I wrote "awesome, no?" I think the hint was in the inclusion of the word "no".

Jeez, some people...

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Originally posted by Lone Knight
When I wrote "awesome, no?" I think the hint was in the inclusion of the word "no".

Jeez, some people...
Don't back down now. 🙂

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Originally posted by IM4Y2NV
Don't back down now. 🙂
Whatever, man. The ridiculousness of both film and title speaks for itself.