Chess Jokes

I love playing chess at the park with old men.

The hard part is finding 32 of them.

My computer beat me at chess a few days ago.

It was no match for me at kick-boxing though.

Chess. The only place where bishops will stand idly behind the little ones.

Went out for dinner with Kasparov the other day, the table had a check tablecloth on it.

I asked him to pass the salt and it took him two hours.

How do you play safe chess?

Put a condom on the Bishop.