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I love playing chess at the park with old men.

The hard part is finding 32 of them.

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My computer beat me at chess a few days ago.

It was no match for me at kick-boxing though.


Chess. The only place where bishops will stand idly behind the little ones.


Went out for dinner with Kasparov the other day, the table had a check tablecloth on it.

I asked him to pass the salt and it took him two hours.


How do you play safe chess?

Put a condom on the Bishop.