Chess Prints

Originally posted by rmacken
But you promised me that I would always be your first? 🙁

So you have been lying to me all this time? 😠

Thats it, you and me are finished! :'(😞:'(

uhhhhhh, no, hun, you'd be #... okay, let's not go there.

And I highly doubt we're really finished... 😵

Originally posted by Suzianne
uhhhhhh, no, hun, you'd be #... okay, let's not go there.

And I highly doubt we're really finished... 😵

OK were not finished only because you are so good in the sack and you let me do those things..... you know....those things 😉

I just hope you dont lie to me again?! Now go and make me my dinner and bring me a beer, thanks love 😀

Originally posted by rmacken
OK were not finished only because you are so good in the sack and you let me do those things..... you know....those things 😉

I just hope you dont lie to me again?! Now go and make me my dinner and bring me a beer, thanks love 😀

And I know how much you like... those things 🙂🙂

And I don't lie, I'm a good little girl... you never said you wanted the whole truth...

As for your bangers and mash and Guiness, you know where the fridge is...

Originally posted by Suzianne
And I know how much you like... those things 🙂🙂

And I don't lie, I'm a good little girl... you never said you wanted the whole truth...

As for your bangers and mash and Guiness, you know where the fridge is...

So when we completed our vows you promised to "Love, honor and obey"

As far as I am concerned you just aren't fullfilling your part of the contract.....now once my cooking is sorted there is the housework that needs doing, I would give you a hand but the football is on the TV.😉

Originally posted by rmacken
So when we completed our vows you promised to "Love, honor and obey"

As far as I am concerned you just aren't fullfilling your part of the contract.....now once my cooking is sorted there is the housework that needs doing, I would give you a hand but the football is on the TV.😉

but love, you promised those same things, so...

after dinner, be a love and don't forget the laundry...

and I need to change the channel... the Colts are playing St. Louis...

😀

Originally posted by Suzianne
but love, you promised those same things, so...

after dinner, be a love and don't forget the laundry...

and I need to change the channel... the Colts are playing St. Louis...

😀

LOL!

Right, maybe im not making myself clear..... I do all the DIY, gardening etc and you do everything else, we agreed on this before we got hitched. Dont tell me you have started changing all the rules??

I knew I should have got you to sign a pre-nuptual. 😞

Originally posted by rmacken
LOL!

Right, maybe im not making myself clear..... I do all the DIY, gardening etc and you do everything else, we agreed on this before we got hitched. Dont tell me you have started changing all the rules??

I knew I should have got you to sign a pre-nuptual. 😞

well, last I checked, I don't sit in the garden eating crisps and slopping the beer around...

and the rules haven't changed all that much... in fact, I remember you saying on our honeymoon "don't worry about a thing, don't lift a finger, I've taken care of everything..." and now I get all the carping?

If I had signed a pre-nuptial, you might be getting your bangers and mash from the pub on the corner, so pipe down...

(lol...)

Originally posted by Suzianne
well, last I checked, I don't sit in the garden eating crisps and slopping the beer around...

and the rules haven't changed all that much... in fact, I remember you saying on our honeymoon "don't worry about a thing, don't lift a finger, I've taken care of everything..." and now I get all the carping?

If I had signed a pre-nuptial, you might be getting your bangers and mash from the pub on the corner, so pipe down...

(lol...)

You know I have been carrying you for the majority of our relationship, (apart from the time I pulled my back when you put them extra 4 pound on) but I will forget that time.

I think its about time you started doing a bit more to help me out, you have been free-loading off me for sometime, I have been working around the clock whilst you squander our savings and run up my credit cards. Blood, sweat and tears is all you cause me.

Even my mates (and yours for that matter) have told me how easy you have it and all I expect if my dinner on the table, my beer chilled and the housework to be done....is this really too much too ask??

(LMAO!)

Originally posted by rmacken
You know I have been carrying you for the majority of our relationship, (apart from the time I pulled my back when you put them extra 4 pound on) but I will forget that time.

I think its about time you started doing a bit more to help me out, you have been free-loading off me for sometime, I have been working around the clock whilst you squander our savi ...[text shortened]... le, my beer chilled and the housework to be done....is this really too much too ask??

(LMAO!)

Lies, all lies!

And to think you once told me that all the blood sweat and tears were worth it!

Working round the clock, eh? Maybe if you work really hard, you can get a promotion up from stocker to cashier... and buying a tin of food for the cat is more than enough to squander our 'savings', hun...

and I don't have many girlfriends since they all get ogled and chased out to their cars when I'm not home... and your mates... you mean that sorry crew you get drunk with on saturdays? while I sit home waiting dinner on you? yeah, I have it easy, alright...

but I doubt if you'd be flapping your jaw about this if you'd seen the new nightie I just bought... 😲

Originally posted by Suzianne
Lies, all lies!

And to think you once told me that all the blood sweat and tears were worth it!

Working round the clock, eh? Maybe if you work really hard, you can get a promotion up from stocker to cashier... and buying a tin of food for the cat is more than enough to squander our 'savings', hun...

and I don't have many girlfriends since they all ...[text shortened]... if you'd be flapping your jaw about this if you'd seen the new nightie I just bought... 😲

You said you enjoyed me being a stocker, you told me that you found it macho. In fact you told me you found it exciting, watching me lift all those heavy boxes you said you used to get a thrill seeing my muscle bulging.

Nevermind flapping my jaw, I am busy picking it up!! New nightie?? so....errr.... what colour is it then?? what does it look like??

I think I need a drink of water, im certainly sweating now but its not blood sweat or tears 😉
My tongue is as big as an Doberman on a hot summers day, the fun you could have with that if I were to offer you a.........kiss!😀

So....back to that nightie, was it on my credit card?? 😉

Originally posted by rmacken
You said you enjoyed me being a stocker, you told me that you found it macho. In fact you told me you found it exciting, watching me lift all those heavy boxes you said you used to get a thrill seeing my muscle bulging.

Nevermind flapping my jaw, I am busy picking it up!! New nightie?? so....errr.... what colour is it then?? what does it look like??

I ...[text shortened]... were to offer you a.........kiss!😀

So....back to that nightie, was it on my credit card?? 😉

baby blue... to go with my eyes...

and of course it was on the card... my allowance isn't enough to keep me presentable...

😛

Originally posted by Suzianne
baby blue... to go with my eyes...

and of course it was on the card... my allowance isn't enough to keep me presentable...

😛

I tell you what, lets forget about all that debt we are in credit cards, loans, remortgage etc.

Im sure I can take it off your mind for a few seconds 😉

Nothing like a good shag after an arguement 😀

*oh, God I hate it when that happens, errrr I'll just clean that up!*😳

Originally posted by rmacken
I tell you what, lets forget about all that debt we are in credit cards, loans, remortgage etc.

Im sure I can take it off your mind for a few seconds 😉

Nothing like a good shag after an arguement 😀

*oh, God I hate it when that happens, errrr I'll just clean that up!*😳

lol!

well, girls are kinda like dogs (no, not like that!) in that once you get them fighting, they need to cool down before they listen to you 😉

unless maybe you like biting and scratching, hehe...

Originally posted by Suzianne
lol!

well, girls are kinda like dogs (no, not like that!) in that once you get them fighting, they need to cool down before they listen to you 😉

unless maybe you like biting and scratching, hehe...

Fancy a cold shower? that should cool you down (not that I want you to listen to me just be a bit more submissive!)

Biting, scratching?? anything goes in the heat of passion!

Iv'e got a waterbed you know, do you want to feel the motion on the ocean?? 😉😀