chess sucks

Originally posted by trev33
lol they're not knee pads, we've went through this already 😏

yeah so i wear goggles while cutting pineapple slices, you don't want to get a squirt of that in your eye 😵

Having you on Trev. "Sucking" is in the eye of the beholder. "😉
As for the pineapple slices I'd think you'd worry more with lemons."😉 ouch!

Originally posted by trev33
you know it's true

Maybe a new pastime is in order for you then. I hear they are always looking for people to enroll in Barber College.

Originally posted by Chucklets37
Maybe a new pastime is in order for you then. I hear they are always looking for people to enroll in Barber College.

funny i was thinking something to do with paint and guns...where do you live?

Originally posted by trev33
you know it's true

it only sucks when I lose. lol.

Originally posted by RBHILL
it only sucks when I lose. lol.

Truth sucks. 😛

Originally posted by moveitgudt
Truth sucks. 😛

No it doesn't it's consoling, and if anybody doesn't like chess here they are welcome to leave.

Originally posted by trev33
i want to get a squirt of that in my eye 😵

pervert...

Originally posted by trev33
yes i know but it still sucks monkey balls.

Have you considered checkers? 😏

Originally posted by daniel58
No it doesn't it's consoling, and if anybody doesn't like chess here they are welcome to leave.

You are right on the mark. I don't think anyone is in a hurry to leave because of losing any one game online and in blitz. The game pulls you right in, and keeps you playing for pure, unadulterated enjoyment.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Have you considered checkers? 😏

I've heard that Conquer Club is an easy game to master and requires no skill 😀

Originally posted by jimslyp69
I've heard that Conquer Club is an easy game to master and requires no skill 😀

Never heard of it, although I am sure you have no reason to lie. 😀

Originally posted by moveitgudt
You are right on the mark. I don't think anyone is in a hurry to leave because of losing any one game online and in blitz. The game pulls you right in, and keeps you playing for pure, unadulterated enjoyment.

Yeah but if you don't like it it shouldn't matter to you anyways.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
I've heard that Conquer Club is an easy game to master and requires no skill 😀

I play it, it's not easy.

Originally posted by trev33
you know it's true

Just here for the forums are you? And coming from someone rated 1600+ . Curious view you have , or maybe you are just fishing for partners...

Originally posted by karoly aczel
Just here for the forums are you? And coming from someone rated 1600+ . Curious view you have , or maybe you are just fishing for partners...

that's it right there, i came to this male dominated chess site to get laid. bingo. all those bars, supermarkets (😵), online dating sites, dance classes and i came here....i am a genius.

🙄

to be fair i have actually traveled to the states (twice) to see a woman a met here, she is married but her husband didn't mind...even bought me breakfast 😉