Chocolate, sex and music

How's that for a catchy title then?
Try mixing the words around, it just doesn't sound half as good, does it?
I tried to do just the sex and music, because that's what this thread is about, but it just didn't sound good enough. So I added a wee bit of sugar, to make it sound appetising.

Anyways,

I was thinking back to last summer. Ray (one of my bestest of friends) and I were sitting on a terrace having a beer. Well, technically we were having a beer each, so two beers. And even more honestly, we were both 50% drunk, so it was probably 12 beers each...but I digress.

We were sat having a beer when this crow: an ugly, old, rancid, tattered, crow sat down next to us and I said to Ray: "That's one of the ugliest bloody birds I've ever seen in my life."
And I swear on a grave or two that this is truth, the crow took off, circled above us and shat on me.

Anyways,
What we were talking about was what is more important in life: Music or sex.
Eventually it came down to a choice. If you had to give one up for the rest of your life, which of the two would it be?
I would say I'd have to give up music. Deaf people can't hear it, they lead perfectly normal lives and sex is just too good to miss out on.

Ray on the other hand suggests that the first 20 years (yeah yeah...we're slow...so what....) is sexless anyways and imagine not having any music when you're driving around Europe or where-ever.

AND...and this is the point that has nearly convinced me he may be right....you really only need to have sex between the ages of 20 and 40. After that, unless you can seduce someone younger, you don't want to really be having sex anymore anyways....old people are basically horrible and they smell.
Music on the other hand...you listen to from the age of 3 up to the day you die. You get great enjoyment out of it (and sex just gets you babies, diseases or stress) and you can listen to music to enhance your mood (If you're depressed you won't want to have sex, but you will want to listen to The Smiths or Joy Division or something).

So...I'm teetering on the brink of folding on this discussion. It obviously pains me to have to agree with Ray, but I can't really see a way out.

What you's all think?

I'll take music.

After all, there's still masturbation, right?

Originally posted by shavixmir
How's that for a catchy title then?
Try mixing the words around, it just doesn't sound half as good, does it?
I tried to do just the sex and music, because that's what this thread is about, but it just didn't sound good enough. So I added a wee bit of sugar, to make it sound appetising.

Anyways,

I was thinking back to last summer. Ray (one of ...[text shortened]... pains me to have to agree with Ray, but I can't really see a way out.

What you's all think?

if don`t have music going how do you keep the rhythm up? Fast so fast sex slow song slow sex... no song no sex? heheh 😉

I`d take music but it would be a tough decision i`d have to have lots of sex the years before I give up sex

I'm a proponent of great sex, but since I've been fortunate enough to be a recipient of superb 'n plenty, I can imagine I could pass life with fond memories of such. But to have to think of times past once filled with great music (being made every day at one time - no more alas) and now to be forever separated from it, well, I may as well be dead. No more Beatles, Iggy, Ramones, Hendrix, Beethoven, Bach, Dvorak? Pffft!

Soon I'll be an old rotting bag of flesh anyhow, and great music will still fill my ears. Unless I'm as deaf as old Ludwig, that is.

Originally posted by angie88
on my bike when I'm cacling from or to school...

Originally posted by shavixmir
How's that for a catchy title then?
Try mixing the words around, it just doesn't sound half as good, does it?
I tried to do just the sex and music, because that's what this thread is about, but it just didn't sound good enough. So I added a wee bit of sugar, to make it sound appetising.

Anyways,

I was thinking back to last summer. Ray (one of ...[text shortened]... pains me to have to agree with Ray, but I can't really see a way out.

What you's all think?

if humans have never invinted music.. were imune to rythmic beats.. with more animalistic instincts.. then sex with no question as it would have never been missed..

but humans have invinted music.. bounce to every beat without even noticing.. sometimes as dumb as animals.....

being a peach.. i do neither.. well.. a bit of sex..

Originally posted by shavixmir
Is that [b]a a y or is there a k missing after the c?

Just to be sure, you know....[/b]

Originally posted by wucky3
common and ignorant misconception that people who are depressed listen to the smiths.

Originally posted by shavixmir
What you's all think?

Originally posted by wucky3
common and ignorant misconception that people who are depressed listen to the smiths.

Originally posted by jfkjmh
When I feel bad, I listen to the Beach Boys so I'll feel better😏

Originally posted by shavixmir
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....you really only need to have sex between the ages of 20 and 40. After that, unless you can seduce someone younger, you don't want to really be having sex anymore anyways....old people are basically horrible and they smell.

Originally posted by The Plumber
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda,
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda,
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda,
Help me Rhonda, yeah, get her outta' my heart....