Originally posted by shavixmirgirlfriend in a coma is a song about cliches..its a p!ss take...obviously you didn't get it. DOH. Please don't tell me you thought morrisey was being serious when he wrote this **snigger
[b]So, to sum it all up...
A majority of the respondents prefer music over sex.
There's a tendency suggesting that listening to "The Smiths" does not depress you.
There's an old, yet vocal, group of females chittering on about geriatric sex being quite good.
Okay...
Let's see.
Uh no!
I remain positioned to find sex more importan ...[text shortened]... d more than 50 owners and has more miles on the counter than threads on the seats?
See...
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Originally posted by fiestadon't worry fiesta you'll get used to shav spouting sexist crap...i'm surprised he hasn't accused you of having pmt yet. give it time
lmao..... thanks for the geriatric remark ...like to think I havent been round shagging everything that had a pulse thanks,but still managed to gain some experience Shavixmir...and yeah if you go with the theory that you wont be having sex with anyone after the age of 40 cos they are stinky and possibly have a personal hygiene problem,maybe thats cos you are ...[text shortened]... rong people...and are talking from your own experiences... btw i am not 40 but getting close.
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Originally posted by shavixmirYou have this the wrong way round Shav.
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And then there's sex with the elderly.
I don't know...
Yes, they are more experienced...
But does a car get any better once it's had more than 50 owners and has more miles on the counter than threads on the seats?
See...
An owner who has had 50 cars may only know which cars he doesn't like.
An owner who has had few cars for a long time may know those cars better.
As fine old cars wear out they need coaxing and tenderness... but always respond beautifully... they always maintain their beauty.
Ditto lovers.
Take my ears, take the chocolate but don't take the romantic chase for love and sex.
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Originally posted by widgetNever spit anything let alone words...
Spat out like a true priapic bunny muncher!
Well maybe if I found half a maggot in my choc bunny? spit spit splutter 😞
Priapic: Confess I had to look it up! "Preoccupied with virility or Phallic"
That's honestly not me... 😛😉😀