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@drewnogal said"Lucky it was just the fairy that got her wings burnt."
Makes a great fire safety advert. Lucky it was just the fairy that got her wings burnt.
@rookie54 saidThat's considered murder in most jurisdictions.
pro tip for all you parents raising small demons -
take the time to wrap several empty boxes as xmas presents and when the spawn act inconceivably,
toss one into the fireplace
@handyandy saidI'm sure, with the right lawyer, you could get off with an insanity plea. Assuming of course all jury members, the judge and the prosecutor have kids. 🤔
That's considered murder in most jurisdictions.
@drewnogal saidSo you not only arrived at the wrong time but on the wrong date, I’m going to say you’re at fault here.
Jumped out of bed, swigged back a half cup of coffee, ran out and scraped the ice off my car windscreen, set off up the road, arrived at the car park...Where is everyone? Oh ok, must be at the other venue so off I drove, feeling proud of myself. Drove by, no one there either, then it dawned on me...........🧐
Haven’t the people on my village facebook hub ever heard of the ...[text shortened]... ved for the Christmas Service 12 hours too late 🥴
(where’s a gong emoji when you really need one? )
@wolfe63 saidSeen it before but that is one of the funniest Christmas video clips. Bless her.
When things just don't go as planned:
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@hakima saidNow THAT is a Christmas Disaster.
Both toilets here are backed up and there is raw sewage in both the tub and the shower...
Where’s cousin Eddie when you need him.
Where’s the Tylenol!
@wolfe63 saidI was on-call for to answer the county crisis line and my phone didn’t ring once...
Now THAT is a Christmas Disaster.
Poor dear!
Tylenol hell, you'd be better served by a gallon of bleach and a liter of Ouzo! 😀
@hakima said"a bottle of red and half a bag of stale caramel popcorn", OK hakima I'd say, from that combination, that there quite possibly, could be another round of "plumbing issues" in your near future. 😉 All the best in the New Year.
I was on-call for to answer the county crisis line and my phone didn’t ring once...
The beauty of living in a flat is that while plumbing issues are a real pain and inconvenience, ultimately I don’t have to fix it... so I only have it half as bad as homeowners.
Our maintenance personnel took time from his family 45 minutes away to immediately respond. He couldn’t fix the ...[text shortened]... and loved and wildly contented...
Here’s to more of the same for the new year and decade!
🎄♥️🎄