Christmas Spirit

@the-gravedigger said
I have sent you 100,000 Uganda Shillings. Works out at $26.

The wife of the deceased Ugandan Finance Minister ~ killed when his plane was brought don by rascals in the rebellious north of the country ~ is offering me much more than 100,000 shillings.

@the-gravedigger said
I have sent you 100,000 Uganda Shillings. Works out at $26.

Ok, for 100,000 Ugandan Sh. you get the budget lobotomy: no anesthetic. You do however get Nurse Vlada to pin you to the op table.

@moonbus said
Ok, for 100,000 Ugandan Sh. you get the budget lobotomy: no anesthetic. You do however get Nurse Vlada to pin you to the op table.

Thats fine. When carrying out a lobotomy they knocked the patient out with a powerful electric shock. Merry Christmas.

@the-gravedigger said
Thats fine. When carrying out a lobotomy they knocked the patient out with a powerful electric shock. Merry Christmas.

Yeah, Vlada's got plenty of experience handling the cattle prod.


😆

@moonbus said
Yeah, Vlada's got plenty of experience handling the cattle prod.


😆

Wait, does she have a sister?

@suzianne said
Wait, does she have a sister?

Yes, Olga. Olympic weight lifter. She bench-presses Volkswagens. Before breakfast.

@moonbus said
Yes, Olga. Olympic weight lifter. She bench-presses Volkswagens. Before breakfast.

I hear she has a great snatch.

@the-gravedigger said
I hear she has a great snatch.

You been getting stand up tips from James Cleverly?

@the-gravedigger said
I hear she has a great snatch.

Yeah, but she'd drop you like a cold dumbbell. I speak from experience.

@moonbus said
Yeah, but she'd drop you like a cold dumbbell. I speak from experience.

That’s the spirit.👍

@great-big-stees said
That’s the spirit.👍

We celebrated Christmas yesterday, that's the tradition here and today I'm reading a book by Agatha Christie, with glögg - a good feeling.

@torunn said
We celebrated Christmas yesterday, that's the tradition here and today I'm reading a book by Agatha Christie, with glögg - a good feeling.

“Glogg” to hear that. Enjoy.👍

@the-gravedigger said
I hear she has a great snatch.

-and-grab.

-AND-GRAB!