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Originally posted by st dominics preview
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Most boring poster :

Old Pisspants.

as I said before, friendly in here, isn't it?

Originally posted by st dominics preview
as I said before, friendly in here, isn't it?

If you can't take it, Old Pisspants, just get out.

Don't let the door slam you on your wrinkeld arse.

ah, I get it. One has to display a full range of wit and repartee to hold ones own in here.

Elevator. I prostrate myself at the feet of the world's greatest wit. I fear that I have nothing in my armoury to combat such a sharp brain.

Honest

Originally posted by st dominics preview
[b]ah, I get it. One has to display a full range of wit and repartee to hold ones own in here.

Elevator. I prostrate myself at your feet.

That's OK, it's just the alzheimer kicking in, Old Pisspants.

Just lay down and rest for a while.

Originally posted by st dominics preview

Elevator. I prostrate myself at your feet.

Honest[/b]

Oh, no, another problem ?

Originally posted by st dominics preview
ah, I get it. One has to display a full range of wit and repartee to hold ones own in here.

Elevator. I fear that I have nothing in my armoury to combat such a sharp brain.

Honest

Thank you, Old Pisspants.

That's normal at your age.

Now off to bed you go.

Don't forget to take your medication, like the doctor said.

Originally posted by st dominics preview
I prostrate myself at the feet

Better have that looked at then.

Think you mean 'Alzheimer'S'.

It is perhaps a slightly tasteless joke in my profile (thanks for reading it, by the way. Always good to do your research.)

Rest assured. I show NO signs of A'sD! Next...

Originally posted by st dominics preview
Think you mean 'Alzheimer'S'.

It is perhaps a slightly tasteless joke in my profile (thanks for reading it, by the way. Always good to do your research.)

Rest assured. I show NO signs of A'sD! Next...

Well, well, well.

You seem to be in possession of some illicit exclamation marks, sir. Please do not hoard them, and return them to their proper owners at once.

Originally posted by st dominics preview
[b]Think you mean 'Alzheimer'S'.

It is perhaps a slightly tasteless joke in my profile.

You think Alzheimer'S is a joke ?

That is indeed tastless, even comming from an old fart like you.

Originally posted by Elevator
You think Alzheimer'S is a joke ?

That is indeed tastless, even comming from an old fart like you.

'comming' could you define the meaning of that word? Thanks

well, well, well. Maybe a couple of illicit apostrophes there. I am truly the 'Pirate of Punctuation' (2 more there. And brackets)

Originally posted by st dominics preview
'comming' could you define the meaning of that word? Thanks

well, well, well. Maybe a couple of illicit apostrophes there. I am truly the 'Pirate of Punctuation' (2 more there. And brackets)

Are you sure you show no signs of Alzheimer's? I've seen more jokes go over your head than starlings over Rome in summertime.

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Are you sure you show no signs of Alzheimer's?

quite

is THAT the wittiest riposte you have?

yes, I know, use of capital letters....

Originally posted by st dominics preview


Elevator. I prostrate myself at your feet.

Stop doing that !

I know, your old but really, stop doing that.