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Chuck Norris, mokko & my wife

Chuck Norris, mokko & my wife

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share the same birthday: today.

😲

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
share the same birthday: today.

😲
Maybe they are all one and the same person. 😲

Happy birthday, Chokko!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Maybe they are all one and the same person.
A trinity of sorts...Well, Chuck Norris being God and all...It's close enough to Easter to be plausible.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Happy birthday, Chokko!
Chokko? Sounds like a big hairy monkey. Are you saying that Bosse is married to a?.. Nooooooo...😲

😉

Happy birthday to them,
happy birthday to them,
Happy biiirthday to Bosse's Chokkooooo,
Happy birthday to theeeeeeeeeem...

Incidently, my birthday coincides with my late grandmother Ined ('s birthday). But you may call us Stoned. Hu-hu...

Actually, I had no grandmother called Ined. That's not even a name. I just made it up to produce the lame joke above. I'm so pathetic. 😞

Well, back to work. Ta-taa! 🙂

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
A trinity of sorts...Well, Chuck Norris being God and all...It's close enough to Easter to be plausible.
God Father (Chuck), God Daughter (mokko), and the Holy Spirit (your wife)?

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Dont make fun of Chuck on his birthday. His curse will destroy all of us.😞

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Originally posted by vuelve
Dont make fun of Chuck on his birthday. His curse will destroy all of us.😞
Make fun? Who is making fun??

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When they brought Chuck Norris his birthday cake, he broke wind over the candles and burnt down half the trees in Yellowstone Park.

Someone told Chuck to make a wish, he promptly roundhouse kicked their head off and said his wish had come true. No one tells Chuck what to do.

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I thought Chuck Norris' birthday was Dec. 25

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Originally posted by Briscoe
I thought Chuck Norris' birthday was Dec. 25
It is. Chuck Norris is not limited to one birthday per year.

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Two of my cousins, my dad and uncle were all born on Febuary 28th. My dad and uncle are twins, so that really only counts as one. This year was their 50th so it was a huge party. Probably nothing compared to Mr. Norris' celebration though.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL..!!!! 😏

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All people of true greatness are born on March 10th. It's a well know fact.

So...this is how 19 feels?
Too bad I have to give him back. 🙁😛

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I'm disappointed. I thought this was gonna be a joke.

"Chuck Norris, mokko & my wife go into a bar ..."