Originally posted by NordlysWell, I shall take the fun out of it for you.
The funny thing is that I still don't have any idea who Chuck Norris is (if he is a real person). I could google it, of course, but that would take the fun out of it.
Chuck Norris was a martial arts champion, maybe in the early 1970s. He went on to become an actor of sorts, in a few movies, and in a long-running TV show "Walker Texas Ranger".
Why his name has returned from obscrurity is a mystery to me. He certainly was no major star. And he's in his mid 60's so certainly couldn't kick anyone's butt anymore.
Originally posted by GeraldMChuck Norris has a birthday on Feb 28...every year.
Two of my cousins, my dad and uncle were all born on Febuary 28th. My dad and uncle are twins, so that really only counts as one. This year was their 50th so it was a huge party. Probably nothing compared to Mr. Norris' celebration though.
Originally posted by RookRAKThanks for taking the fun out of it. 😠
Well, I shall take the fun out of it for you.
Chuck Norris was a martial arts champion, maybe in the early 1970s. He went on to become an actor of sorts, in a few movies, and in a long-running TV show "Walker Texas Ranger".
Why his name has returned from obscrurity is a mystery to me. He certainly was no major star. And he's in his mid 60's so certainly couldn't kick anyone's butt anymore.
Just kidding. Thanks for the information. 🙂
Originally posted by RookRAKYour bear is creepy. He doesn't have paws...just stumps.
Well, I shall take the fun out of it for you.
Chuck Norris was a martial arts champion, maybe in the early 1970s. He went on to become an actor of sorts, in a few movies, and in a long-running TV show "Walker Texas Ranger".
Why his name has returned from obscrurity is a mystery to me. He certainly was no major star. And he's in his mid 60's so certainly couldn't kick anyone's butt anymore.
You and your wife went into a bar and in walked Chuck Norris. You were busy chatting up (well, trying to...) Mokko, so Chuck turned his attention to your wife. Started whispering in her ear... she became agitated and walked over to you and said "Hit him. Show me you're a man. He insulted me..."
So you ask her what exactly he said, and she tells you...
He said to her: "I wanna take you somewhere quiet...
take off your clothes...
spread your legs and fill your holes with whiskey...
and drink you dry..."
To which you replied: "I'm gonna go and shake his hand..."
"What?" Shouts your wife, "Why???"
And you reply... "Anyone who can drink that much is a better man than I..."
So your wife slaps your face, and goes with Chuck for the night, and Mokko comes to my place.
Punchline?
nah, sorry mate, but I'm not a violent chap. Loves 'em and leaves 'em I does...