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when you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars he still has more money than you.


@mister-moggy said
when you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars he still has more money than you.
chuck Norris is so overrated
he's a little guy and I don't think he can take my five

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.

He waits.

(for his next victim)

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@lemondrop said
chuck Norris is so overrated
he's a little guy and I don't think he can take my five
He is also around 79 years young now. Not quite the man he once was.

-VR

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@lemondrop said
chuck Norris is so overrated
he's a little guy and I don't think he can take my five
Not only would he take your 5, but he'd probably be nice enough to give you the money needed for your broken jaw operations.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups.

He pushes the earth.

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@very-rusty said
He is also around 79 years young now. Not quite the man he once was.

-VR
in what way?
is he taking female hormones?


@lemondrop

when chuck norris sets his watch he is creating time itself.


@lemondrop said
in what way?
is he taking female hormones?
I don't believe he does a lot of fighting these days....I wouldn't know if he was taking female hormones but highly doubt it. 😉

-VR


@Very-Rusty

chuck norris's email is "gmail@chucknorris.com".

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@mister-moggy said
@lemondrop

when chuck norris sets his watch he is creating time itself.
he doesn't even shave
he's afraid of getting nicked

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@lemondrop

when chuck norris shaves the razor bleeds

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@very-rusty said
I don't believe he does a lot of fighting these days....I wouldn't know if he was taking female hormones but highly doubt it. 😉

-VR
you say he's around 79
then he should be more of a man
don't you think?
why do you think he is less of a man?


@lemondrop

chuck norris will never have a heart attack. no heart is stupid enough to attack chuck norris.

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@mister-moggy said
@lemondrop

when chuck norris shaves the razor bleeds
he comes from a basket of deplorables