14 Aug 19
@mister-moggy saidchuck Norris is so overrated
when you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars he still has more money than you.
he's a little guy and I don't think he can take my five
@lemondrop saidHe is also around 79 years young now. Not quite the man he once was.
chuck Norris is so overrated
he's a little guy and I don't think he can take my five
-VR
@lemondrop saidNot only would he take your 5, but he'd probably be nice enough to give you the money needed for your broken jaw operations.
chuck Norris is so overrated
he's a little guy and I don't think he can take my five
@very-rusty saidin what way?
He is also around 79 years young now. Not quite the man he once was.
-VR
is he taking female hormones?
14 Aug 19
@lemondrop saidI don't believe he does a lot of fighting these days....I wouldn't know if he was taking female hormones but highly doubt it. 😉
in what way?
is he taking female hormones?
-VR
@mister-moggy saidhe doesn't even shave
@lemondrop
when chuck norris sets his watch he is creating time itself.
he's afraid of getting nicked
@very-rusty saidyou say he's around 79
I don't believe he does a lot of fighting these days....I wouldn't know if he was taking female hormones but highly doubt it. 😉
-VR
then he should be more of a man
don't you think?
why do you think he is less of a man?
14 Aug 19
@lemondrop
chuck norris will never have a heart attack. no heart is stupid enough to attack chuck norris.
@mister-moggy saidhe comes from a basket of deplorables
@lemondrop
when chuck norris shaves the razor bleeds