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  1. Subscribermister moggy
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    when you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars he still has more money than you.
  2. Subscriberlemondrop
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    @mister-moggy said
    when you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars he still has more money than you.
    chuck Norris is so overrated
    he's a little guy and I don't think he can take my five
  3. SubscriberPatzering
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    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.

    He waits.

    (for his next victim)
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    14 Aug '19 19:23
    @lemondrop said
    chuck Norris is so overrated
    he's a little guy and I don't think he can take my five
    He is also around 79 years young now. Not quite the man he once was.

    -VR
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    @lemondrop said
    chuck Norris is so overrated
    he's a little guy and I don't think he can take my five
    Not only would he take your 5, but he'd probably be nice enough to give you the money needed for your broken jaw operations.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups.

    He pushes the earth.
  7. Subscriberlemondrop
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    @very-rusty said
    He is also around 79 years young now. Not quite the man he once was.

    -VR
    in what way?
    is he taking female hormones?
  8. Subscribermister moggy
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    14 Aug '19 19:30
    @lemondrop

    when chuck norris sets his watch he is creating time itself.
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    14 Aug '19 19:32
    @lemondrop said
    in what way?
    is he taking female hormones?
    I don't believe he does a lot of fighting these days....I wouldn't know if he was taking female hormones but highly doubt it. 😉

    -VR
  10. Subscribermister moggy
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    @Very-Rusty

    chuck norris's email is "gmail@chucknorris.com".
  11. Subscriberlemondrop
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    @mister-moggy said
    @lemondrop

    when chuck norris sets his watch he is creating time itself.
    he doesn't even shave
    he's afraid of getting nicked
  12. Subscribermister moggy
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    14 Aug '19 19:39
    @lemondrop

    when chuck norris shaves the razor bleeds
  13. Subscriberlemondrop
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    @very-rusty said
    I don't believe he does a lot of fighting these days....I wouldn't know if he was taking female hormones but highly doubt it. 😉

    -VR
    you say he's around 79
    then he should be more of a man
    don't you think?
    why do you think he is less of a man?
  14. Subscribermister moggy
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    @lemondrop

    chuck norris will never have a heart attack. no heart is stupid enough to attack chuck norris.
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    @mister-moggy said
    @lemondrop

    when chuck norris shaves the razor bleeds
    he comes from a basket of deplorables
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