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@lemondrop

chuck norris does not dial the wrong number.

you answer the wrong phone.

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Lmao those are funny!

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@mister-moggy said
@Very-Rusty

chuck norris's email is "gmail@chucknorris.com".
Hahaha I like that one

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chuck norris once sat for a lie detector test.

the lie detector confessed everything,.

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Reminds me of those Dos Equis beer commercials.

Both sides of his pillow are cold.

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when ghost sit around a campfire telling stories they talk about chuck norris.

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@lemondrop said
you say he's around 79
then he should be more of a man
don't you think?
why do you think he is less of a man?
Gerty,

Do you think that a man of 79 would be as able as say a man in his 40's? Considering the fact that neither have any physical handicaps.

-VR

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this is the end of my chuck norris posts.

i hope i have a few people happy today.

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@very-rusty said
Gerty,

Do you think that a man of 79 would be as able as say a man in his 40's? Considering the fact that neither have any physical handicaps.

-VR
what I'm saying is why does getting older make you less of a man?
I know you regard manliness as something physical but it isn't

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@lemondrop said
what I'm saying is why does getting older make you less of a man?
I know you regard manliness as something physical but it isn't
I am not the man I once was and will be the first to admit it....Just something that effects us all as we get older. It will even affect you believe it or not! 😉

-VR

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@very-rusty said
I am not the man I once was and will be the first to admit it....Just something that effects us all as we get older. It will even affect you believe it or not! 😉

-VR
but why does getting older make you less of a man
are you not wiser as you age
I don't get it

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@mister-moggy said
this is the end of my chuck norris posts.

i hope i have a few people happy today.
you did
nice thread

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Enter The Dragon

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@lemondrop said
but why does getting older make you less of a man
are you not wiser as you age
I don't get it
I didn't say less of a man just not the man you once were. Meaning things you can not do as well now as you once could. You always seem to make a big deal out of small issues.

-VR