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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I know it's old hat, but amusing enough to bring back once in a while.


Nope, it s just old hat.

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I had dinner the other night with a guy who used to do casting and such for Walker, Texas Ranger.

He said that Norris was actually quite short, and had to wear boots with huge pumps and a tall hat to reach 5'10". When the casting team was looking for actors, they could not cast anyone as a good guy for an episode if he was taller than 5'10". They had a piece of black tape on the wall. Bad guys could be taller, because that made Chuck look cooler.

His height is also one reason he spent a lot of time in that big ass pickup truck.

Toward the end of the show, he didn't even bother learning the lines. There would be a prompter lying in the back of the truck cab with the script, and they'd feed Chuck the lines one by one as needed.

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Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

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Chuck Norris pisses lemonade

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris craps RPG's.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Who?