I know it's old hat, but amusing enough to bring back once in a while:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Try the random quote page, I got this:
As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
Lol:
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it wasdiscovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Originally posted by StarrmanOkay, here's a random quote from the tabs I have open at the moment:
Oh come on, Noodles, give us a random quote, you know you want to.
"Den andre som klarte full pott var Aryan Tari fra Stavanger i yngste klasse. Tari er bare sju år, men hamlet altså opp med alle de større barna. Merk deg navnet – dette er en spiller du vil høre mye mer om fremover."
Originally posted by NordlysI meant from the Chuck Norris website... 😞
Okay, here's a random quote from the tabs I have open at the moment:
"Den andre som klarte full pott var Aryan Tari fra Stavanger i yngste klasse. Tari er bare sju år, men hamlet altså opp med alle de større barna. Merk deg navnet – dette er en spiller du vil høre mye mer om fremover."