sometime this weekend, i shall disappear from this website
my absence will be of an undetermined length, prolly more than seven imperial seconds, and most likely less than eight metric minutes
the start/end times are yet to be determined, yet i am determined to do the termination of terminal eradication
for those interested in the over/under a betting pool will be set up in my private forum, which only i can attend
i do intend to win the pool
for those about to cry, be strong, know that i am still with you, and my resurrection is at hand
for those who might cheer my truancy, stuff it in yer ear
yes, yes, i know my chess sucks and i should work on that rather than anything else, except perhaps my slapshot
toe the line
start yer engine
place yer bets
get ready to run
i'm gone, i'm already back, i never left, what a hack
checkmate