12 Jun 09
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Clarence's Thread... 'Cobwebs of Unreality'
This entry from my official 'Apprentice Angel Diary' was made early winter, 2008, shortly before earning my wings: "Who designed the lungs human beings breathe with or provides the air they breathe or enforces the law of gravity for their benefit on any given day? What perceptions and appreciations motivated Shakespeare to post, 'What a piece of work is man?' Yet some creatures on planet earth have taken everything for granted and have managed to develop phony hero images of themselves (in subjective arrogance) for the sake of pseudo self esteem. Woe to any mother's child who punctures their balloons."
Clarence Odbody~
Seniorsville, USA
12 Jun 09
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyFunny you say angels, I know one, but he is still "Apprentice" 😉
Common point of view, Zozo, which I respect even though it causes me to wonder who/what was responsible for the first order of rational creatures... angels.
Clarence Odbody~
Seniorsville, USA
I think the answer to that question is coïncidence tho. You see small simple animals, like snails for example have tiny brains that mainly get used for sight, from there it just went further and further (over millions and millions of years).
Eventually i believe there to be one common ancerstor who was also created by coïncidence. Where did these molecules come from? Probably something big-bangs theory-ish. Where did that come from? No one knows, and i dont think anyone will ever know.
But just since we dont know, doenst mean we have to provide these questions with false answers. We shouldnt make things up like god and angels. (Well, its healthy to think about it, but shouldnt be taken for truth without evidence imo🙂 ).
12 Jun 09
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyHey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?
Clarence's Thread... 'Cobwebs of Unreality'
This entry from my official 'Apprentice Angel Diary' was made early winter, 2008, shortly before earning my wings: "Who designed the lungs human beings breathe with or provides the air they breathe or enforces the law of gravity for their benefit on any given day? What perceptions and appreciations moti ...[text shortened]... er's child who punctures their balloons."
Clarence Odbody~
Seniorsville, USA
12 Jun 09
Originally posted by zozozozoOne of my angel buddies has a large can of Campbell's Alphabet Soup in his pantry. If we pour the contents on his counter will the result be a poem?
Funny you say angels, I know one, but he is still "Apprentice" 😉
I think the answer to that question is [b]coïncidence tho. You see small simple animals, like snails for example have tiny brains that mainly get used for sight, from there it just went further and further (over millions and millions of years).
Eventually i believe there to be one com ...[text shortened]... Well, its healthy to think about it, but shouldnt be taken for truth without evidence imo🙂 ).[/b]
Clarence~
12 Jun 09
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Originally posted by rbmorrisMight as well. It's a rowdy party. I've already slipped you mine, after taking your measure, while you were admiring the macho balloons.
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?
Clarence~
12 Jun 09
Originally posted by rbmorrisThat's it. Out you two pixies go - through the door, or out the window.
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?
12 Jun 09
Originally posted by Very RustyPUN FAIL!~
Never mind the pixies, run along and play hopscotch, pun intended of course. 😛
Quick grammar lesson!
run along and play hopscotch = run along and play the game called hopscotch
run along and play, hopscotch = run along and play, User 80987
You weren't even close to making a pun. Lern about punctuations!
bye bye, I going to run off and play hopscotch!
ps. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns
12 Jun 09
Originally posted by hopscotchI don't care about gramma lessons, go see the cop the tasered the poor gramma and give him a few lessons. 😛
PUN FAIL!~
Quick grammar lesson!
run along and play hopscotch = run along and play the game called hopscotch
run along and play, hopscotch = run along and play, User 80987
You weren't even close to making a pun. Lern about punctuations!
bye bye, I going to run off and play hopscotch!
ps. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns
12 Jun 09
Originally posted by hopscotchYou really should know that "lern" is spelled "learn", before you start with your grammar lessons. 😉
PUN FAIL!~
Quick grammar lesson!
run along and play hopscotch = run along and play the game called hopscotch
run along and play, hopscotch = run along and play, User 80987
You weren't even close to making a pun. Lern about punctuations!
bye bye, I going to run off and play hopscotch!
ps. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns