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Stephen Fry at the Bafta awards as he struggles to open the envelope with the winner of the best comedy performance in it:

"I've just got to slit this little seal. Damn. I sound Canadian, don't I?"

How funny is that?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Stephen Fry at the Bafta awards as he struggles to open the envelope with the winner of the best comedy performance in it:

"I've just got to slit this little seal. Damn. I sound Canadian, don't I?"

How funny is that?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Stephen Fry at the Bafta awards as he struggles to open the envelope with the winner of the best comedy performance in it:

"I've just got to slit this little seal. Damn. I sound Canadian, don't I?"

How funny is that?

"sir, you are drunk!".
"Yes madam, and you are ugly, but i shall be sober in the morning."

'If you were my husband, I should flavour your coffee with poison.'

'Madam, if I were your husband I should drink it.'

50,000 battered women every year and all this time I've been eatin' 'em plain.

i'm very good at giving up heroin; i do it every day

fred

Another Stephen Fry Joke (requires British Accent):

"I went into the garden, and picked a little buttercup. What all those buttocks were doing lying around, I'll never know."

Originally posted by shavixmir
Stephen Fry at the Bafta awards as he struggles to open the envelope with the winner of the best comedy performance in it:

"I've just got to slit this little seal. Damn. I sound Canadian, don't I?"

How funny is that?

Can't remember who origionally said it , nor whom it was about - But it was trotted out recently in reference to Madonna - "She's a rhinestone in the rough".

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

W Churchill

Originally posted by shavixmir
Stephen Fry at the Bafta awards as he struggles to open the envelope with the winner of the best comedy performance in it:

"I've just got to slit this little seal. Damn. I sound Canadian, don't I?"

How funny is that?