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shavixmir

Lord

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17 Apr 05

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
Moves: 91995

17 Apr 05

Stephen Fry at the Bafta awards as he struggles to open the envelope with the winner of the best comedy performance in it:

"I've just got to slit this little seal. Damn. I sound Canadian, don't I?"

How funny is that?

~~Arrakis~~

D_U_N_E

Arrakis

Joined: 01 May 04
Moves: 64653

17 Apr 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
Stephen Fry at the Bafta awards as he struggles to open the envelope with the winner of the best comedy performance in it:

"I've just got to slit this little seal. Damn. I sound Canadian, don't I?"

How funny is that?

I guess I don't get the joke either... 🙁

~~Mel B~~

Joined: 30 Nov 04
Moves: 25465

17 Apr 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
Stephen Fry at the Bafta awards as he struggles to open the envelope with the winner of the best comedy performance in it:

"I've just got to slit this little seal. Damn. I sound Canadian, don't I?"

How funny is that?

Get your coat sunshine because you haven't pulled anything.

Ps. Haway the lads.

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

17 Apr 05

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"sir, you are drunk!".
"Yes madam, and you are ugly, but i shall be sober in the morning."

Bowmann

Non-Subscriber

RHP IQ

Joined: 17 Mar 05
Moves: 1345

17 Apr 05

'If you were my husband, I should flavour your coffee with poison.'

'Madam, if I were your husband I should drink it.'

Incroyant

tinyurl.com/ksdwu

Joined: 22 Sep 04
Moves: 4728

17 Apr 05

50,000 battered women every year and all this time I've been eatin' 'em plain.

Freddie2008

9 Edits

London

Joined: 28 Sep 04
Moves: 110329

17 Apr 05

i'm very good at giving up heroin; i do it every day

fred

Pawnokeyhole

Krackpot Kibitzer

Right behind you...

Joined: 27 Apr 02
Moves: 16879

18 Apr 05

Another Stephen Fry Joke (requires British Accent):

"I went into the garden, and picked a little buttercup. What all those buttocks were doing lying around, I'll never know."

celticcountry

Eastbourne

Joined: 20 Sep 04
Moves: 16434

18 Apr 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
Stephen Fry at the Bafta awards as he struggles to open the envelope with the winner of the best comedy performance in it:

"I've just got to slit this little seal. Damn. I sound Canadian, don't I?"

How funny is that?

Hes a class act. Great joke.

Moldy Crow

Your Eminence

Scunthorpe

Joined: 16 Dec 04
Moves: 13395

18 Apr 05

Can't remember who origionally said it , nor whom it was about - But it was trotted out recently in reference to Madonna - "She's a rhinestone in the rough".

Alcra

Lazy Sod

Everywhere

Joined: 12 Oct 04
Moves: 8623

19 Apr 05

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

W Churchill

Varg

Thinking...

Odersfelt

Joined: 20 Jan 03
Moves: 14580

19 Apr 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
Stephen Fry at the Bafta awards as he struggles to open the envelope with the winner of the best comedy performance in it:

"I've just got to slit this little seal. Damn. I sound Canadian, don't I?"

How funny is that?

This doesn't seem so funny written down, but I imagine it would from Stephen Fry.