Clean Clever Curses

Originally posted by flyUnity
Winston Churchill had alot of great quotes


http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/winston_churchill.html

The thread seems to have morphed more into insults that curses, but what they hey - when in Rome....

Go take a long walk on a short pier....

If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave it's bum and teach it to walk backwards...

Your mother has the breath of a dozen dead camels!

Your face reminds me of a full moon on a cloudless, romantic, evening...full of craters.

Don't worry about it, we can't all have triple digit IQ's.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldnt have enough to blow off

when everyone was queing up for brains you went to the fish and chip shop

if your brains were camel it could easily fit through the eye of a needle