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Clean up after your dogs!!

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I hate it when people walk their dogs and don't clean up after them.

I walked out of the house today whistling and reading a copy of the morining paper.

Obviously, I wasn't watching where I was going and didn't notice that one of my neighbors had neglected to clean up after their pooch.

The next thing I know I stepped into a big pile of Carp on the sidewalk.

It is almost impossible to get Carp off of your shoe and nothing stinks like Carp.

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Originally posted by Red Night
I hate it when people walk their dogs and don't clean up after them.

I walked out of the house today whistling and reading a copy of the morining paper.

Obviously, I wasn't watching where I was going and didn't notice that one of my neighbors had neglected to clean up after their pooch.

The next thing I know I stepped into a big pile of Carp on ...[text shortened]... dewalk.

It is almost impossible to get Carp off of your shoe and nothing stinks like Carp.
This is in the clan forum because....

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Originally posted by bambee
This is in the clan forum because....
....not enough people have alerted it.

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Originally posted by bambee
This is in the clan forum because....
"taunt, goad, or ridicule rival clans"

Does it not fit under that criteria?

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Originally posted by bambee
This is in the clan forum because....
Yo, Baby, let me handle this one fo ya. As a memba of the Devoted to Dawgs, let me say that my hound don't take too kindly to yo sidewalk taking up from his turf. He don't like the highways that get in the way of his free expanse to chase after bitches in heat. You don't complain about the birds crappin on yo car, do you?

You pollute the air. I crap in yo yard. Let's call it even. "We are who we is."

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo, Baby, let me handle this one fo ya. As a memba of the Devoted to Dawgs, let me say that my hound don't take too kindly to yo sidewalk taking up from his turf. He don't like the highways that get in the way of his free expanse to chase after bitches in heat. You don't complain about the birds crappin on yo car, do you?

You pollute the air. I crap in yo yard. Let's call it even.
lol, you have a much better way with words than me kirksey, thank you.

I must say though, I have always cleaned up after my dogs.

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Originally posted by bambee
lol, you have a much better way with words than me kirksey, thank you.

I must say though, I have always cleaned up after my dogs.
Quit doin it. It's all natural. I'll tell you something that we should all know. Childrens love to do their business in the yard. Both of mine at young ages did it in the neighbor's yard. It's only natural to take yo stuff that you don't want to another's place. We boyz is used to peeing on the neighbor's tree. It's all natural and good. It's part of the cycle of life.

When youget to a point where you're steppin in it, it's time to move to a condominium or get your eyes checked.

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Originally posted by bambee
lol, you have a much better way with words than me kirksey, thank you.

I must say though, I have always cleaned up after my dogs.
This has nothing to do with dogs.

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Originally posted by Red Night
This has nothing to do with dogs.
Well there are two other things in this equations: $hit and people. Either way, it looks like a dog is needed to increase your unhappiness.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Well there are two other things in this equations: $hit and people. Either way, it looks like a dog is needed to increase your unhappiness.
It has nothing to do with $hit. Or with Crap.

Read it again.

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Originally posted by Red Night
This has nothing to do with dogs.
Well i'm obviously more tired than I thought because I thought you were talking about dog poo. Which as far as I know comes out of the bottom of dogs.

Lisa

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Originally posted by bambee
Well i'm obviously more tired than I thought because I thought you were talking about dog poo. Which as far as I know comes out of the bottom of dogs.

Lisa
a big pile of Carp on the sidewalk.

It is almost impossible to get Carp off of your shoe

nothing stinks like Carp.

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Originally posted by Red Night
It has nothing to do with $hit. Or with Crap.

Read it again.
I recommend you read your paper inside.

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Originally posted by Red Night
This has nothing to do with dogs.
Maybe an edit, with bold italics will work.

Does anyone know how to make bold italics?

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Well I realised you used the word carp, but I presumed you were being polite. It seems nobody is capable of that any more.

And no I don't Sj, lol.