Cleaning up stripper sparkles and blood...

Originally posted by angie88
you getting it isn't even an issue... this is between me and Nordlys. I have a distinct feeling that she'll gladly let me have it though 😉

I'll mud wrestle you for it. 😉

Originally posted by angie88
for me or her?

I'm flexible, but, I've had a recent rate increase. Guaranteed to please or your money back. S&M and fetish work is subject to negotiated rates.

I strongly recommend the Kama Sutra line of edible massage oils, etc... Very erotic, not to mention tasty. The Art of Sensual Massage is also a great book/video.

Originally posted by angie88
you getting it isn't even an issue... this is between me and Nordlys. I have a distinct feeling that she'll gladly let me have it though 😉

Indeed. And I'll give you a slap for suggesting that hug. 😛

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I don't think that will matter much, as Nordlys apparently intends to have me immolate myself. Thanks Nordy.

You're welcome. 😉 Just trying to solve your problems...