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Cleaning up stripper sparkles and blood...

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I need some advice for getting stripper sparkles and blood out of heavy pile carpeting. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I need some advice for getting stripper sparkles and blood out of heavy pile carpeting. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.
If you don't mind me asking, how did you get stripper sparkles and blood in your carpet? Was anyone harmed in the making of this thread? 😵

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I need some advice for getting stripper sparkles and blood out of heavy pile carpeting. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.
Wrap some duct tape around a baseball bat, inverted so the sticky side is on the outside, that'll pick up all the sparkles. Change the tape when it loses the stick. For the blood, get some decent carpet shampoo.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I need some advice for getting stripper sparkles and blood out of heavy pile carpeting. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.
You could probably recover a nice chunk of low grade cocaine from that blood if you have the correct apparati.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I need some advice for getting stripper sparkles and blood out of heavy pile carpeting. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.
Does the carpet have to remain whole?

Seriously, I've destroyed 5 carpets now, but it speeded up the eating of my foot.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I need some advice for getting stripper sparkles and blood out of heavy pile carpeting. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.
Why exactly do you want to get it out? If the problem is uneven distribution rather than the colour, get some more blood and sparkles to get a nice blood-coloured sparkling carpet. You could also make a painting.

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Maybe you can cut the part with the blood out, freeze it in the freezer, en rub it off while frozen.

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Originally posted by Aiko
Maybe you can cut the part with the blood out, freeze it in the freezer, en rub it off while frozen.
Why not cut around the stain, then remove the house from around it and put it down somewhere where the Bloody sparkles didn't sprinkle?

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
If you don't mind me asking, how did you get stripper sparkles and blood in your carpet? Was anyone harmed in the making of this thread? 😵
Unfortunate incident with a crack pipe. Lot's of screaming and rolling around to contend with. A stripper yelling, "I'm on fire, my face is on fire!" will ruin anyone's buzz.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I need some advice for getting stripper sparkles and blood out of heavy pile carpeting. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.
This is why I always insist on hard wood flooring.

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Originally posted by mokko
This is why I always insist on hard wood flooring.
Really? Now that's hot! You know what 'hard wood flooring ' is slang for right?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I need some advice for getting stripper sparkles and blood out of heavy pile carpeting. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.
Why not just cover the stained portion of the carpet with the body of the stripper? No muss, no fuss.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Really? Now that's hot! You know what 'hard wood flooring ' is slang for right?
No!?!
What the heck is that slang for????

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Originally posted by mokko
No!?!
What the heck is that slang for????
Hard Wood Flooring = Completely Shaved Nether Regions.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Hard Wood Flooring = Completely Shaved Nether Regions.
😳 Oh

Well I still insit that hard wood flooring makes it a whole lot easier to clean up the blood. 😕