01 Nov 15
I can think of no easier way to tell you this. Trapped in cagamosis, despite my callipygean partner, I found [1] my lethologica worsening, [2] a strong concupiscence for each day's qualtagh, [3] an inability to deliver a recumbentibus in jentacular verbal fights fought over festering nudiusteriantian issues, and [4] interludes of gymnophoria interrupted (inevitably) by borborygmus brought on by accubation.