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Originally posted by Nordlys
Is he brown?
? 😞

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I used to live by this crazy old lady who would come outside topless in winter, calling for her 70+ cats. She called each one of them by name.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Not that I know of. My mom took care of a serial killer in a mental institute though, Ed Geen was his name. That's a bit creepy. I hope I don't pick up any of is psycholistic ideas.
I guess it all depends on how good the care was.

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Originally posted by jareyes
? 😞
Sorry, just expanding on a racist joke (joke about racists).

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Sorry, just expanding on a racist joke (joke about racists).
Specifically about 1 racist, who is wont to call people brown trash, and can currently be found in the debates forum spreading hate of Iranians and Muslims in general.

D

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my current neighbours are not too bad but in my wife and I's first house one elderly neighbour did kill another.

we lived on the top floor of a block of 6 flats and the two guys on the bottom floor, were both alcoholics. living across from one and other they often went out drinking together but often fought over each others pension money (both were well into thier 60's). one day it got out of hand and one of them beat the other guy to death, apparently over a few £.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
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D
ha ha ha ha

I have to rec that hilerious avatar of yours. 😵

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i once had a whole lot of neighbours who thought they were god.
everyone of them acted wise and brave.

i think most of them were actors or clowns in a show or circus... i don't know.

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Originally posted by darvlay

Anyone else got a strange neighbour?
My neighbour works for the Salvation Army. An enthusiastic amateur clarinet player, he is also skilled in the use of explosives. He told me that he'd once been assigned to the SA manse in a rough part of Durban and his house was continually broken into. Considerably vexed, he sewed his garden with anti-personnel mines of his own devising, designed to go off with a loud bang and a flash but inflict minimal damage. They soon proved their efficacy, and his house was not burgled for the remainder of his stay.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
My neighbour works for the Salvation Army. An enthusiastic amateur clarinet player, he is also skilled in the use of explosives. He told me that he'd once been assigned to the SA manse in a rough part of Durban and his house was continually broken into. Considerably vexed, he sewed his garden with anti-personnel mines of his own devising, designed to g ...[text shortened]... . They soon proved their efficacy, and his house was not burgled for the remainder of his stay.
it's good to see talent !

... however i'm not too sure if it's a good thing to compliment clowns, as they may find this rude. so i ask myself, 'why don't they get a new job' ?

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
Live on the same street as darvlay?
Thankfully not. I'd be outstranged by that described above...

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Originally posted by darvlay
I found out yesterday from a neighbour that a house a couple doors down from me used to be the place for rich Chinese women to go to get illegal eye-widening plastic surgery.

Ha!

Anyone else got a strange neighbour?
Well.... There's the Excited States - to the south of us 😛

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
I used to live by this crazy old lady who would come outside topless in winter, calling for her 70+ cats. She called each one of them by name.
did she throw them at people?