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Oh my goodness!

The Palynka Cult! 😲

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Originally posted by Seitse
Oh my goodness!

The Palynka Cult! 😲
The Palynkult Syndrome

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Originally posted by Palynka
I'd just like to add the unrelated comment that I'm one of the few people who consider The Blair Witch Project to be an amazing movie.
I thought the Blair witch project sucked donkey balls.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I thought the Blair witch project sucked donkey balls.
More evidence towards its quality, then.

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Originally posted by Palynka
More evidence towards its quality, then.
Errrr... no.
In fact, should Cloverfield and The blair witch rubbish have been released on the same date, then Cloverfield would have stolen the wind from Blair's sails... no problemo.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Errrr... no.
In fact, should Cloverfield and The blair witch rubbish have been released on the same date, then Cloverfield would have stolen the wind from Blair's sails... no problemo.
Cloverfield stole something from Blair Witch, that's true. But Blair witch wasn't just about shaking handy cams.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Nope. Clearly Worst Film Ever is "Lawnmower Man"
Clearly you haven't seen the Nutty Professor II

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Originally posted by Palynka
Cloverfield stole something from Blair Witch, that's true. But Blair witch wasn't just about shaking handy cams.
There was another point to it?
Man... I must have been drunk or something, but more likely I was having a seizure.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
There was another point to it?
Man... I must have been drunk or something, but more likely I was having a seizure.
Are you one of those idiots that says the film is stupid because "they claimed it was all true"?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Are you one of those idiots that says the film is stupid because "they claimed it was all true"?
It wasn't true???

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Originally posted by shavixmir
It wasn't true???
Actually, it was.

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Amateurs.

Check Rambo 4.

And Mr. Woodcock.

Pure Cannes material.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Amateurs.

Check Rambo 4.

And Mr. Woodcock.

Pure Cannes material.
I didn't go to Woodcock. That looked even worse than some of the trash I end up seeing lately.

I did see Rambo and found it surprisingly good... in comparison to Rambo II and Rambo III, that is.
But what the hell? Has Sly really botoxed his face???

What's that all about then?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I didn't go to Woodcock. That looked even worse than some of the trash I end up seeing lately.

I did see Rambo and found it surprisingly good... in comparison to Rambo II and Rambo III, that is.
But what the hell? Has Sly really botoxed his face???

What's that all about then?
If he did Botox we will never know, at least not from the movie, since he never smiled.

I made the mistake of watching Woodcock online and I'm still looking how to recover that hour from my life!

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Originally posted by Seitse
If he did Botox we will never know, at least not from the movie, since he never smiled.

I made the mistake of watching Woodcock online and I'm still looking how to recover that hour from my life!
I am pretty old now, and have seen a lot of films, some good, most average, many 'when is it going to end so I can get my McDonalds / Kentucky or whatever?'. Never, until Cloverfield, did I walk out. And yet, an old man did it!! I walked out. Nearly puked my Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Good experience, really.

It was utter tosh. The film-makers were piss-taking you. They couldn't be arssed.