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'That's all the reds in the open now, except for the blue' (John Virgo, BBC snooker commentator)

These are great!!!!

Originally posted by Redmike
You're right - Thistle actually won 4-1 last Saturday. Chris must have slept through the last goal

Originally posted by Varg
I did hear one of the Talksport commentators in the recent England v. South Africa cricket series say "There's still a lot of seam 'n' shine on the ball" 😲

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Am I missing something here?

"when the score is 0-0 we need a goal to win" Sven Goran Errikson ( england head coach)

fred

Originally posted by dfm65
'semen shine'...😉

Originally posted by Varg
It doesn't quite work written down does it? 🙂

"So this movie you are in, The Life Story of George Best - tell us, what is it about?" Sky Sports' George Gavin

"The only way I can spend is to buy"
Another Keeganism.

"Fulham needed those three points, because they were slowly sinking towards the bottom very very quickly."
BBC's Mark Lawrenson

"I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad I won rather than lost"
Pantomines' Frank Bruno

"Bastituta scores most of his goals with the ball"
Ian St John

"I never make predictions and I never will" - Footballer formerly known as Gazza, but now stupidly wants to be called "G8".

and my personal favourite of the day

"We are not wholly an island, except geographically" John Major former UK prime minister.

P.S. Just found this one

"Once Tony Daly opens his legs you've got a problem" Howard Wilkinson (former technical director at the F.A.)

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the english team are the best, but scotland's side are second to none (cant remember which rugby commentator said it)

'Pienso que si todos practicamos pues vamos a tener una buena oportunidad para ganar nuestros partidos' (David Beckham, speaking spanish very well, just saying stuff in spanish that sounds really stupid....translation below)

'I think that if all of us practice then we will have a good chance of winning our games'

the old cricket classic " the batsmans holding, the bowlers willy" apparently after this was said there was silence in the box for five minutes before everyone burst out laughing.

fred

Stupid Things Actually Said By Soccer Commentators
1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win.

2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.

3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.

4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.

5. Well, it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour: almost all the Brazilians are wearing yellow shirts.

6. If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal.

7. Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn't here today, which strongly suggests that he may be elsewhere.

8. I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other need to score two to win.

9. If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.

10. You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, but there were eight.


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Originally posted by bambee
Stupid Things Actually Said By Soccer Commentators
1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win.

2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.

3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.

4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a he ...[text shortened]...

10. You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, but there were eight.


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