collections of junk

@moonbus

he told me he had aphor
i told him it was a par three

@rookie54 said
@moonbus

he told me he had aphor
i told him it was a par three

srprising since

he numerical value of aphor in Chaldean Numerology is: 5.

i was not sure where i wanted this rant to land
this spot will do

the "winky" emoji is forever ruined for me
don't get me wrong, i love being able to communicate with tiny icons that do not mean exactly what i wish to convey,
heckfire the more the merrier

but
since my closest confidant, very rusty, or as i like to call him, slapshot,
whips out his winky nearly every time his fingers dance smoothly across the keyboard
and i have associated this particular emoji with every post made by slappy,
i have become unreasonably enraged at this particular emoji on every website everywhere on the whole dang internet, regardless of who uses it or for whatever reason it is used

thanks for listening to me, i know i am unhinged

and now i must clean the bits of exploded brain matter off the walls surrounding my computer

@rookie54 said
i was not sure where i wanted this rant to land
this spot will do

the "winky" emoji is forever ruined for me
don't get me wrong, i love being able to communicate with tiny icons that do not mean exactly what i wish to convey,
heckfire the more the merrier

but
since my closest confidant, very rusty, or as i like to call him, slapshot,
whips out his winky ne ...[text shortened]... nged

and now i must clean the bits of exploded brain matter off the walls surrounding my computer

R.I.P. Winky E. Moji 😉

Dead from overexposure.

@handyandy said
R.I.P. Winky E. Moji 😉

Dead from overexposure.

That were the times when it was text only and the emojis were limited to 🙁, 🙁, 😉, 😲, 😛

wipe responsibly

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

wiping one's bum with paper
doesn't quite float my boat
so i scrubbed my tush with my toothbrush, yo
and then came here to gloat

@rookie54 said
so i scrubbed my tush with my toothbrush, yo
and then came here to gloat

Whenever I do that with a toothbrush, I tend to grimmace, or to curse, or even to Tuvan throat sing. But not "to gloat".

@rookie54 said
wiping one's bum with paper
doesn't quite float my boat

It wouldn't because the floating is caused by the buoyancy of the vessel you are using. The instructions you were given sound like they were poorly translated.

@rookie54 said
frogs and books will not cut the cheese

I collect blocks of cheese that have not been cut.

So, that's similar to collecting frogs and books, I suppose.

i have a collection of @fmf posts that i personally inspired

this may be my greatest collection EVAR

I collect putdowns. People are so good about adding to my collection.

What's a Canadian one silver dollar 1966 worth nowadays, if anything.
I have a specimen which I've attained from a friend.

@pawnpaw said
What's a Canadian one silver dollar 1966 worth nowadays, if anything.
I have a specimen which I've attained from a friend.

#1 or #2?
specimen cups, even hermetically sealed, are not worth a dollar

@rookie54

No idea what you mean by #1 or #2...
Its got an Indian rowing in a canoe, with a mountain as background. Very nice coin, good condition, to me its the face value I like.