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Originally posted by Shonkytonk
Have you ever been to Aus? Because it sounds like you havent. Chauvanistic beer drinking simpletons? Is that why English girls love us? Or are they just sick of whinging fat slimy pasty poms?

50% of the worlds venomous creatures? Where did you get that from?

Unused desert? Last summer in Perth, it rained 3 days out of the three months in summer with ...[text shortened]... africans have been verbally abused on the soccer pitch?

Dingo suckling? Yes, you are a loser.
Lol, and you are a twit. If you'd bothered to read the original post from esoteric, you would realise that my post was an ironic reply to that. If on the other hand you were gifted with only a single braincell upon your birth, you probably would have replied something like this:

Have you ever been to Aus? Because it sounds like you havent. Chauvanistic beer drinking simpletons? Is that why English girls love us? Or are they just sick of whinging fat slimy pasty poms?

50% of the worlds venomous creatures? Where did you get that from?

Unused desert? Last summer in Perth, it rained 3 days out of the three months in summer with the avarage temp being 32 degrees celsius. Add to this some of the best beaches in the world and who cares about the desert.

Sheep shagging? Thats New Zealand.

Racist? An Englishman call an aussie racist!! Thats Hilarious! How many africans have been verbally abused on the soccer pitch?

Dingo suckling? Yes, you are a loser.


Oh... wait... you did...

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Originally posted by Starrman
Lol, and you are a twit. If you'd bothered to read the original post from esoteric, you would realise that my post was an ironic reply to that. If on the other hand you were gifted with only a single braincell upon your birth, you probably would have replied something like this:

Have you ever been to Aus? Because it sounds like you havent. Chauvani ...[text shortened]... ed on the soccer pitch?

Dingo suckling? Yes, you are a loser.


Oh... wait... you did...
Most Aussie guys are macho beer guzzlers, its not a racist comment but a cultural fact. Any English girl whose been To Australia is overwhemingly surprised at their sexist attitude in comparison to the Brits as is any is any one who experiences the Aussie racist mentality, words such as dago, pom and Abo are frequently used. Its a caveman culture of machismo, beer and barbies. No offensive to the nice Aussie's, Rolf Harris being one of them 😉

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Most Aussie guys are macho beer guzzlers, its not a racist comment but a cultural fact. Any English girl whose been To Australia is overwhemingly surprised at their sexist attitude in comparison to the Brits as is any is any one who experiences the Aussie racist mentality, words such as dago, pom and Abo are frequently used. Its a caveman culture of mac ...[text shortened]... ismo, beer and barbies. No offensive to the nice Aussie's, Rolf Harris being one of them 😉
P.S Not that English culture is anything to rave about, its a pub culture too........ But Aussies are an exaggerated version of the Brits...........views??

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
P.S Not that English culture is anything to rave about, its a pub culture too........ But Aussies are an exaggerated version of the Brits...........views??
You need to understand the difference between 'english' and 'brits'. They're not the same thing.

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Originally posted by Redmike
You need to understand the difference between 'english' and 'brits'. They're not the same thing.
Technically English are from England and Brits are English, Scots, Welsh etc etc...I know but can we skip that and deal with the point at hand 🙂

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Technically English are from England and Brits are English, Scots, Welsh etc etc...I know but can we skip that and deal with the point at hand 🙂
Where is does the etc... etc... come from? Unless you mean the expatriots, there are no other such British

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Originally posted by Bobson 94
Where is does the etc... etc... come from? Unless you mean the expatriots, there are no other such British
Are the Southern Irish not counted as British then? 😉

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Originally posted by Serendipity
Are the Southern Irish not counted as British then? 😉
Only geographically.

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Originally posted by Serendipity
Are the Southern Irish not counted as British then? 😉
Not quite...
The Uk = Great Britain + Northern Ireland...so the British are English, Scottish and Welsh. Status of the North is debatable, and opinion as to whether they are British or Irish varies 45/55 in the number of people that care. Quickest way to a punch in the troubled parts of Belfast is to define yourself as British Irish, because quite a few disagree with that definition

In the South, the Irish people are historically British, in the same way that the French have been German, and East Germans Soviet.

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Originally posted by Bobson 94
Not quite...
The Uk = Great Britain + Northern Ireland...so the British are English, Scottish and Welsh. Status of the North is debatable, and opinion as to whether they are British or Irish varies 45/55 in the number of people that care. Quickest way to a punch in the troubled parts of Belfast is to define yourself as British Irish, because quite a fe ...[text shortened]... historically British, in the same way that the French have been German, and East Germans Soviet.
Countries are an outmoded form of socialisation so lets bring down the national barriers and make all the world one country

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Originally posted by Starrman
Lol, and you are a twit. If you'd bothered to read the original post from esoteric, you would realise that my post was an ironic reply to that. If on the other hand you were gifted with only a single braincell upon your birth, you probably would have replied something like this:

Have you ever been to Aus? Because it sounds like you havent. Chauvani ...[text shortened]... ed on the soccer pitch?

Dingo suckling? Yes, you are a loser.


Oh... wait... you did...
Didn't detect any irony.

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Originally posted by Shonkytonk
Didn't detect any irony.
I rest my case.

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I can't believe people can get so worked up about this kind of ortsneckerei in the 21st century: if you take playing online ping-pong with contrived national stereotypes seriously, there's something wrong with you.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I rest my case.
Nah, you just weren't funny. At All.

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England just have to bat today out and the Ashes are theirs. You beauty!

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