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Come On Lady!?~A

Come On Lady!?~A

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Alright, there is a woman I work with who always has an excuse. "I know I pressed the button but it didn't work" (It would have worked if she pressed the button)

"I know there was paper work in the box when I sealed it" (The paper work would be there if she had)

This one is the kicker. She's talking with another employee, and she's got a few form letters in her hand. "I put THIS form letter in the copy machine, but THIS one came out". She points to the other form letter in her hand.

Come On?!~

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I know I told you to stop posting these silly messages. But there you go again...!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Alright, there is a woman I work with who always has an excuse. "I know I pressed the button but it didn't work" (It would have worked if she pressed the button)

"I know there was paper work in the box when I sealed it" (The paper work would be there if she had)

This one is the kicker. She's talking with another employee, and she's got a few form l ...[text shortened]... IS one came out". She points to the other form letter in her hand.

Come On?!~

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No wonder you think most women are dim bulbs.

You seem to work with some world-class ones.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Alright, there is a woman I work with who always has an excuse. "I know I pressed the button but it didn't work" (It would have worked if she pressed the button)

"I know there was paper work in the box when I sealed it" (The paper work would be there if she had)

This one is the kicker. She's talking with another employee, and she's got a few form l ...[text shortened]... IS one came out". She points to the other form letter in her hand.

Come On?!~

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I know I rec'ed this post, but the rec is not showing up...

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Originally posted by Phlabibit

This one is the kicker. She's talking with another employee, and she's got a few form letters in her hand. "I put THIS form letter in the copy machine, but THIS one came out". She points to the other form letter in her hand.

Come On?!~
Your copy machine must be MAGICAL. It's the only possible explanation.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Alright, there is a woman I work with who always has an excuse. "I know I pressed the button but it didn't work" (It would have worked if she pressed the button)

"I know there was paper work in the box when I sealed it" (The paper work would be there if she had)

This one is the kicker. She's talking with another employee, and she's got a few form l ...[text shortened]... IS one came out". She points to the other form letter in her hand.

Come On?!~

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Just so you know...there are men out there that have the same affliction.

🙂

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Originally posted by mlprior
Just so you know...there are men out there that have the same affliction.

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Yes, tell us about your 'comming on' at work Phlabibit:p

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Originally posted by mlprior
Just so you know...there are men out there that have the same affliction.

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Yeah. And they all work in my office.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
No wonder you think most women are dim bulbs.

You seem to work with some world-class ones.
Think I think all women are dim bulbs?

Think again.

This lady just cracks me up.

Another time (years and years ago) she was the office manager. This young guy was working and had to ask here a question. The lady was at her desk, and as the young guy was asking a question she put her finger up as if to say, "Hold on a second".

She lifts her sandwich, and takes a huge bite. She's sitting there with her cheeks filled like a chipmunk. With her face filled with food, she looks up and nods her head as to say, "Ok, what do you need"?

The young guy looks at her, points and laughs walking away. It was a simple question and there was no way she was going to be answering the question with a face full of food.

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