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...do you think if i wait all day ravello will log on and say something
very nice to me ?....

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...do you think if i wait all day ravello will log on and say something
very nice to me ?....
Yes, and I recommend holding your breath while you wait. It should come any second now.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...do you think if i wait all day ravello will log on and say something
very nice to me ?....
Fess up, you're addicted to my insults and can't stay some hours without receiving one.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...do you think if i wait all day ravello will log on and say something
very nice to me ?....
You forgot one important word, betwixt "something" and "very:"
"not."

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....no actually i am still working on my grant from the national institute of health in atlanta...they have asked to to write on a paper
on calcified hematoma's and you are the first person i thought of....since you probably won't show up for a cat scan i am trying to
explore the calcified hematoma ( for those of you without advanced
educational degrees from prestigious universities this is a hunk of
blood that has turned to stone, basically the heart fluid ) so i thought
i might do an exploratory diagnosis thru symptomatic reflex....so if
you say something very nice i will know you still have some heart
left in you and i will move on to some other candidate...one last chance !....

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Is the rumor that "Ravello tosses a cup full of african fire ants down the front of his shorts to get in the mood to post" true?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
....no actually i am still working on my grant from the national institute of health in atlanta...they have asked to to write on a paper
on calcified hematoma's and you are the first person i thought of....since you probably won't show up for a cat scan i am trying to
explore the calcified hematoma ( for those of you without advanced
educational degrees ...[text shortened]... ave some heart
left in you and i will move on to some other candidate...one last chance !....
Well, look who hasn't missed a single episode of "House!"

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Originally posted by MaxWax
Is the rumor that "Ravello tosses a cup full of african fire ants down the front of his shorts to get in the mood to post" true?
I think you have it backwards, fire ants are annoyed by Ravello.

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...ravello invented fire ants...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...ravello invented fire ants...
Ravello roundhoused Chuck Norris onto a bed of fire ants...

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Ravello roundhoused Chuck Norris onto a bed of fire ants...
...and the bed of fire ants roundhoused his arse right back...

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
...and the bed of fire ants roundhoused his arse right back...
It's a vicious cycle.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
It's a vicious cycle.
Burn, burn, burn, that ring of fire, that ring of fire...

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Originally posted by Starrman
Burn, burn, burn, that ring of fire, that ring of fire...
I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head.

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Ravello made Andrew 'Dice' Clay cry back in the late 80's. Andrew couldn't believe someone would say such mean things.

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