Confessions, albeit trifling ones

Your confessions on this thread, please, although they should be about relatively trifling matters.

@fmf said
Your confessions on this thread, please, although they should be about relatively trifling matters.

In the Summer of 1982, I stole some chocolate and Kendal mintcake from an unattended 'tuck shop' in a youth hostel near the end of the Pennine Way because I was starving and my money had run out and I couldn't dip into the funds for a bus from Kirk Yetholm to Newcastle and then one from there down to Hertfordshire and home. No ATMs in those days; I'd walked for two weeks all the way from Derbyshire with a wad of cash in my pocket. The next day I walked 30 miles over the Cheviots to Kirk Yetholm on an empty stomach with only a bottle of water.

How cozy. The two of you confessing things to one another.

I had my strong opinions about the UK leaving the EU and yet I simply couldn't be bothered to cast a vote in the referendum: on that issue I was all mouth and no trousers.

I was arrested in Spain and spent some time in a jail cell with three others.😲

I once crossed from Spain into France on a train and the French customs did not find the 8th of blow I had because they couldn't be bothered to go through such an ostentatiously disgusting and bulgingly-crammed rucksack.

@fmf said
I once crossed from Spain into France on a train and the French customs did not find the 8th of blow I had because they couldn't be bothered to go through such an ostentatiously disgusting and bulgingly-crammed rucksack.

@FMF
once upon a time,
i had a nifty gps watch and it tracked all sorts of me wherever i went
so i was driving from texas to california and when i got to the invisible line where the time changes from central time to mountain time i stopped
i got out and watched the watch real watchily as i walked watching the time to change on the watch
when it did, i got evil for a minute and started jumping back and forth across the timeline and the watch got wasted boinkin back and forth and it won't work like a watch any more

i confess i made amazon take the watch back and refund my money because i had fun

@great-big-stees said
I was arrested in Spain and spent some time in a jail cell with three others.😲

It seems I am able to manufacture an obscure kind of cheese by simply not washing behind my ears.

@fmf said
It seems I am able to manufacture an obscure kind of cheese by simply not washing behind my ears.

@great-big-stees said
Does it go with a white or red wine?🤔