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@very-rusty said
I am not going to say a word about the conspiracy about you.

-VR
Nor the one about you. You know, the one you keep claiming exists, kinda like someone claiming the election was stolen. Yeah, baseless claims like that.

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@very-rusty said
I never put my banana in with my cereal I eat after I have the cereal and have always done it that way.

-VR
Are you afraid the banana and the cereal might get together and talk about you?


Type US President 2021 into Google.

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@very-rusty said
conspire may not be the word you're look for there! 😉

-VR
Sometimes I have terrible arguments with myself, and have beaten myself up on occasion, but violence achieves nothing, at least I never seem to win.

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@indonesia-phil said
Sometimes I have terrible arguments with myself, and have beaten myself up on occasion, but violence achieves nothing, at least I never seem to win.
That’s some massive self reflection 😊

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@indonesia-phil said
Sometimes I have terrible arguments with myself, and have beaten myself up on occasion, but violence achieves nothing, at least I never seem to win.
If you turn off the light you can sneak up on him, won't suspect a thing.

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@trev33 said
If you turn off the light you can sneak up on him, won't suspect a thing.
In the old days if I disagreed violently with someone I would also beat myself up, then I figured out it would be better if I beat the other guy up instead. For me this was a turning point...


three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar


you cain't tell me that's a coincidence