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What did the USAF shoot down over Alaska ?

25% A decoy to make China look bad.
25% A decoy to Make Biden look less wimpy.
25% A spare part for Elon‘s orbital Tesla.
25% Santos‘ testicles.
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@moonbus
the last surviving alien with proof that God exists

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A metal liver.

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Shooting more birds over Canada, tough American military.



I didn't vote in Dives poll because

44% I just didn't want to
33% Ghost threatened me
22% The lizards are watching
0% I voted in both
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What did the USAF shoot down over Canada on Saturday ?

80% Fodder for @metalbrain‘s daft conspiracy theories.
20% Fodder for @metalbrain‘s daft conspiracy theories.
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@moonbus said
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Not to make Biden less wimpy.
They are going to do a nuclear strike on Moscow to sort that one out.
Just before the election next year.

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All Dive‘s posts are

20% Copyright the gooster.
50% Monotonously similar.
30% Generated by chatGPT.
0% Dive who ?
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@the-gravedigger said
Not to make Biden less wimpy.
They are going to do a nuclear strike on Moscow to sort that one out.
Just before the election next year.
Many Swiss houses built during the Cold War are fitted with bomb shelters in the basements. Might yet find a use for it, other than storing skis.

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@moonbus said
Many Swiss houses built during the Cold War are fitted with bomb shelters in the basements. Might yet find a use for it, other than storing skis.
Yes, could come in very useful.