Cool Fox Poems

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
All poems welcome, but must contain the words 'cool' and 'fox.'

His skin was cool to touch
And he didn’t move that much
Some gloves of fox mixed well, with honour
And then some atropa, the bella-donna

The monies owed now free of claim
The tax demands are looking lame
She wait long to check it’s done
Then drank her own, they’d won!

"I'm cool," said the fox,
as he sat in his box
his tail all bushy and brown.
But the cat was quite cross,
and to show him who's boss,
presented the fox with a frown.

"I'm cool," coo'd Samantha Fox,
as she played with her box,
her tail all bushy and round.
But King Charles was cross,
and to show her who's boss,
presented Sam Fox with a frown.

"I'm cool," said Emilia Fox
as she appeared on my box,
Silent Witness, volume turned down.
But my wife was quite cross,
and to show me who's boss,
took my bank card and headed for town.

the dang fox
stole my cool socks

@rookie54 said
the dang fox
stole my cool socks

The silver fox lay deep below,
a broken body beneath the snow.
Those above did not know,
and about their day, did go.

How happily they went, to and fro,
around the village, across the snow,
all the horror hidden, for they did not know,
all was cool,... but not below.

Would you box a fox in socks?

No, I would not box a fox in socks.

Would you box a fox in frocks?

No, I would not box a fox in frocks.

Would you box a fox in smocks?

No, I would not box a fox in smocks.

Would you box a fox in a cool pool?

No, I would not box a fox in a cool pool.



Would you box a fox with chalks?

No, I would not box a fox with chalks.

Would you box a fox with rocks?

No, I would not box a fox with rocks.

Would you box a fox with clocks?

No, I would not box a fox with clocks.



Would you box a fox in a box?

No, I would not box a fox in a box.

Would you box a fox in Ft. Knox?

No, I would not box a fox in Ft. Knox.


Why would you not box a fox in socks?

Why would you not box a fox in frocks?

I do not like a fox in socks or frocks.

Why would you not box a fox with clocks?

Why would you not box a fox with rocks?

I do not like a fox with clocks or rocks.

Why would you not box a fox in a box?

Why would you not box a fox in Ft. Knox?

I do not like a fox in a box or Ft. Knox.

I do not like it, Sam I am!


-- apologies to Dr. Suess

A dog and a fox observed a box
They sat and they licked at their paws
For within was entrapped
A very cross cat
All wide-eyed with hissing and claws

The dog and the fox encircled the box
They new that the cat was no fool
“I fear he’ll get out”
“Not yet“ thought the cat
For he knew that the trick was “be cool”

Fox One calling Alpha Base
Fox One calling Alpha Base
Incoming Tangos, we gonna need to chase

Alpha Base: you are free to engage
Fox One you are free to rampage
Use of weapons Ok’d by Our Sage

Alpha Base we confirm weapons strike
We are also reporting a radiation spike
Civilians moving, millions on hike

Fox One your work is done
Fox One it looked like the sun
Return to base let’s have some fun

Alpha Base we’ve deployed the Tool
As we watched it looked pretty cool
I’m coming home, feel quite the fool

"Look out Scully!" Fox Mulder cried,
as a cool alien ship above them he spied.
But Dana dismissed it at once,
returned to her lunch,
another X file had shrivelled and died.

Chalmers, in a mellow mood,
Oft wandered woodlands in a snood
Or in another mood might take to
Lolling by the deadened lake --
For he was full of whims and humours
Of unknown origins, at least so spake
Xenophobes of the neighborhood.

"evolution!" cried the mob
"noise pollution!" countered the fool

~ cool fox