-Removed-Not telling you which it is. I'm not loading the gun of a madman.
Yes, I passed my test first time. You seem to think I'm dumb or something. Or unable to do the things I say I'll do. Maybe that's your problem, not mine.
No, I haven't "tried dragging it off the road". I haven't had to. The worst thing that has happened is some f---head stole my helmet. Was that you?