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Is it the cause or the result of inbreeding?

Went to a country bar in California, just North of the Mexican border last night. I saw a man feed his one eyed dog a bowl of peanuts and a pint of beer. I saw a 5' tall, 250+ lb woman sing some unintelligible honky tonk songs until her husband threw a beer bottle at her. I saw a man vomit into the corner pocket of a pool table.

Surely Country Music is a tool of the Devil.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Is it the cause or the result of inbreeding?

Went to a country bar in California, just North of the Mexican border last night. I saw a man feed his one eyed dog a bowl of peanuts and a pint of beer. I saw a 5' tall, 250+ lb woman sing some unintelligible honky tonk songs until her husband threw a beer bottle at her. I saw a man vomit into the corner pocket of a pool table.

Surely Country Music is a tool of the Devil.
You sure this happened to you, and wasn't a scene from Porkies VII?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You sure this happened to you, and wasn't a scene from Porkies VII?
Where's your faith my Brother? None believers go to Utah.

Going go carting tonight. going to slap on a helmet and put some punks into the wall.


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Is it the cause or the result of inbreeding?

Went to a country bar in California, just North of the Mexican border last night. I saw a man feed his one eyed dog a bowl of peanuts and a pint of beer. I saw a 5' tall, 250+ lb woman sing some unintelligible honky tonk songs until her husband threw a beer bottle at her. I saw a man vomit into the corner pocket of a pool table.

Surely Country Music is a tool of the Devil.
So you won't be attending any more family reunions, then?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Is it the cause or the result of inbreeding?

Went to a country bar in California, just North of the Mexican border last night. I saw a man feed his one eyed dog a bowl of peanuts and a pint of beer. I saw a 5' tall, 250+ lb woman sing some unintelligible honky tonk songs until her husband threw a beer bottle at her. I saw a man vomit into the corner pocket of a pool table.

Surely Country Music is a tool of the Devil.
Not all country music is bad, but most of it.

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Boys, There's only two kinds of music....there's country and then there's western, that about covers it. Right Slim? That's the way the good lord, Jesus H. Christ, intended it.

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