21 Jan 09
Is it the cause or the result of inbreeding?
Went to a country bar in California, just North of the Mexican border last night. I saw a man feed his one eyed dog a bowl of peanuts and a pint of beer. I saw a 5' tall, 250+ lb woman sing some unintelligible honky tonk songs until her husband threw a beer bottle at her. I saw a man vomit into the corner pocket of a pool table.
Surely Country Music is a tool of the Devil.
21 Jan 09
Originally posted by Hand of HecateYou sure this happened to you, and wasn't a scene from Porkies VII?
Is it the cause or the result of inbreeding?
Went to a country bar in California, just North of the Mexican border last night. I saw a man feed his one eyed dog a bowl of peanuts and a pint of beer. I saw a 5' tall, 250+ lb woman sing some unintelligible honky tonk songs until her husband threw a beer bottle at her. I saw a man vomit into the corner pocket of a pool table.
Surely Country Music is a tool of the Devil.
22 Jan 09
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSo you won't be attending any more family reunions, then?
Is it the cause or the result of inbreeding?
Went to a country bar in California, just North of the Mexican border last night. I saw a man feed his one eyed dog a bowl of peanuts and a pint of beer. I saw a 5' tall, 250+ lb woman sing some unintelligible honky tonk songs until her husband threw a beer bottle at her. I saw a man vomit into the corner pocket of a pool table.
Surely Country Music is a tool of the Devil.
22 Jan 09
Originally posted by Hand of HecateNot all country music is bad, but most of it.
Is it the cause or the result of inbreeding?
Went to a country bar in California, just North of the Mexican border last night. I saw a man feed his one eyed dog a bowl of peanuts and a pint of beer. I saw a 5' tall, 250+ lb woman sing some unintelligible honky tonk songs until her husband threw a beer bottle at her. I saw a man vomit into the corner pocket of a pool table.
Surely Country Music is a tool of the Devil.
