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  1. SubscriberKewpie
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    24 May '13 23:59
    After you, my love, my only prize
    Would be a bullet between my eyes
  2. Standard memberHandyAndy
    Non sum qualis eram
    At the edge
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    25 May '13 00:11
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    After you, my love, my only prize
    Would be a bullet between my eyes
    Kind of depressed today?
  3. SubscriberKewpie
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    25 May '13 00:33
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Kind of depressed today?
    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    Sugar is sweet, and so are you.

    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
    The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
  4. SubscriberKewpie
    since 1-Feb-07
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    25 May '13 00:361 edit
    I have the measles and the mumps,
    a spotty rash and purple bumps.
  5. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    25 May '13 00:53
    "Be not the first by whom the new are tried,
    Nor yet the last to lay the old aside." (Pope)
  6. Subscribercoquette
    Already mated
    Omaha, Nebraska, USA
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    25 May '13 01:20
    one plus one is two
    why then, my love, are we two one?
  7. SubscriberKewpie
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    25 May '13 01:341 edit
    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

    This one never made sense to me, I thought it should be "Humpty Dumpty climbed on a wall ...."
  8. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    25 May '13 03:391 edit
    If couplets use iambs, iambs
    and people say, 'I am, I am'(s),
    how do we doodle our doodles
    without Kewpie and Noodles?
  9. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    25 May '13 04:07
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

    This one never made sense to me, I thought it should be "Humpty Dumpty climbed on a wall ...."
    That's from the Lost Prequels.
  10. Joined
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    25 May '13 05:55
    Sir James Dewar
    Is cleverer than you are.
    None of you asses
    Can condense gases.

    [/science humor]
  11. Joined
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    26 May '13 00:05
    I shoot the Hippopotamus
    with bullets made of platinum,
    Because if I use leaden ones
    his hide is sure to flatten 'em.

    {chapter heading poem in a thermodynamics book}
  12. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
    Boston Lad
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    26 May '13 00:23
    Knives and Forks,
    Forks and Knives:
    Tines and Burls,
    Burls and Tines.

    Dining and Eating,
    Eating and Dining:
    Please. Thank you.
    Thank you. Please.
  13. SubscriberKewpie
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    26 May '13 00:28
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
    I shoot the Hippopotamus
    with bullets made of platinum,
    Because if I use leaden ones
    his hide is sure to flatten 'em.

    {chapter heading poem in a thermodynamics book}
    I really liked this one 🙂 It's nicely camouflaged too, I had to read it aloud to hear the rhyme.
  14. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    26 May '13 19:05
    "Hail to thee, blithe spirit! Bird thou never wert.
    Last time thou tried to fly thou splatted in the dirt."
    (anon)
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    26 May '13 19:33
    Hail to thee, Miss Mayberry.
    Hail to thee, Miss Mayberry.

    --Floyd the barber in his side job as song composer 😵
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