We have this kid in my class name Corey (Coy). Americas youths creative skills (an interesting example):
'Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
Everybody felt s****y, even the mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that I will get to s*** in St. Nicholas' hair
Mom in the whore house,
Dad smokin grass,
I just settled down for a nice piece of a**.
When on the lawn heared such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what the f*** was the matter.
When out on the lawn I seen santa clause.
He flew down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew at that moment the f***er had fell.
And on the floor he made a big thump,
And upon my dog he started to hump
He filled all the stockings with presents and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He flew up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The son of a b**** blew the chimney apart.
He got on the roof top and pull down his pants.
He jump in the sleigh and he started to dance
He pulled up his pants and called me a witch,
I thought in my head, "That son of a b****!"
He swore and cursed as he rode out of sight.
He said p*ss on you all and have a hell of a night!
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Originally posted by Remora91Funny s***.
We have this kid in my class name Corey (Coy). Americas youths creative skills (an interesting example):
'Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
Everybody felt s****y, even the mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that I will get to s*** in St. Nicholas' hair
Mom in the whore house,
Dad smo ...[text shortened]... cursed as he rode out of sight.
He said p*ss on you all and have a hell of a night!
😕
Originally posted by aspviper666Can't we move on to bad "Pass me the nails, Martha..." jokes 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 ... if we have to recognize Christianity - sounds like 😛 *raises one finger* : "inanity" ... Just this side of cosmically cryo-hysterical - "Is there a dentist in my mouth"? 😴😴 The biggest trouble with Christmas is the toys and accountability... 🙄🙄🙄 Can you ( ... Christians?) honestly not ever have really wanted one?😳😳😳
Funny s***.
Originally posted by widgetWidget, the thread title is "Coy's Poem", not "Drunken ramblings".
Can't we move on to bad "Pass me the nails, Martha..." jokes 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 ... if we have to recognize Christianity - sounds like 😛 *raises one finger* : "inanity" ... Just this side of cosmically cryo-hysterical - "Is there a dentist in my mouth"? 😴😴 The biggest trouble with Christmas is the toys and accountability... 🙄🙄🙄 Can you ( ... Christians?) honestly not ever have really wanted one?😳😳😳