Create your own chess opening!

Originally posted by hopscotch
Ok, no doubt most of us mere mortals will never have the mental capacity to come even close to creating a Smith-Morra Gambit or a Samisch Nimzo Indian...

[b]IF you could create your own chess opening, what would you call it?

In paying homage to the gods of all comedy in the Universe(Monty Python), my opening would be named:

The Coconut ...[text shortened]... aden Swallow
The African Coconut Laden Swallow
The Unladen Coconut Laden Swallow (accelerated)[/b]

A knight's tale...

1. e3 Nc6
2.Ne2 Nb4
3.c3 Nd3#

The "Wave your arms in the air like you just don't care" Defence.

Originally posted by Amaurote
The "Wave your arms in the air like you just don't care" Defence.

Both are sound, but I prefer the Italian variation, even if it is only really playable on a three-way chessboard.

1. e4 e5
2. Ba6 NxB

This opening is called 'Bashing the Bishop'

Cabbage opening is 'good'

1.c3 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
2.a3 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
3.b3 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
4.b4 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
5.a4 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
6.g3 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
7.e3 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!

Highly recommend pi**ing yourself and praying to deity of choice before playing this.

Originally posted by Bedlam
Cabbage opening is 'good'

1.c3 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
2.a3 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
3.b3 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
4.b4 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
5.a4 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
6.g3 who gives a f*** what they move, cabbage power!
7.e3 who ...[text shortened]... wer!

Highly recommend pi**ing yourself and praying to deity of choice before playing this.

Originally posted by Amaurote
The "Wave your arms in the air like you just don't care" Defence.

Mine would be called the TDAF(Trap dominate and ****)

I'd call mine "Celebrity Murder Kitchen".

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Ok, no doubt most of us mere mortals will never have the mental capacity to come even close to creating a Smith-Morra Gambit or a Samisch Nimzo Indian...

[b]IF you could create your own chess opening, what would you call it?

In paying homage to the gods of all comedy in the Universe(Monty Python), my opening would be named:

The Coconut ...[text shortened]... aden Swallow
The African Coconut Laden Swallow
The Unladen Coconut Laden Swallow (accelerated)[/b]

I am not well studied on all of the openings, but I have one that I came up with several years ago that I have never seen before or after...

I call it "The Seduction" 🙂

"The Dayton Accord"
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.d4 cxd4 4.Nxd4 Nf6 5.Nc3 g6 6.Be3 Bg7 7.f3 0-0 8.Qd2 Nc6 9.Bc4 Bd7 10.0-0-0 b5

Sometimes I start out with a plan and then forget what it was. I call that the "Ronald Regan Opening"