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creating a cylon at home

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..the early cylons are intereting..i like the red eye and all...i was thinking i
could sort of create a cylon clone...i have a can of peas in the cupboard and
i could empty it out and then strap it to my skull and sleep with it that way
all night...then in the morning i could tie a string to the can and transmit my
delta waves into the small transister radio...then i could run some copper wire around my head and put the can on one end and the radio on the other...if i sat close to the tv....real close..during the sunday football game i
could collect loose ions..this could be the start of a cylon power base...the copper wire would serve as the spinal column..when christmas comes i can
snatch a red bulb off the tree and with some empty milk cartons start on the body...by february i could have a cylon that would at least be good
for indoor invasions and i could threaten my neighbour thru the bathroom window with the cylon...wow...i have it all planned out...let me get to work..

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..the early cylons are intereting..i like the red eye and all...i was thinking i
could sort of create a cylon clone...i have a can of peas in the cupboard and
i could empty it out and then strap it to my skull and sleep with it that way
all night...then in the morning i could tie a string to the can and transmit my
delta waves into the small transister ...[text shortened]... thru the bathroom window with the cylon...wow...i have it all planned out...let me get to work..
I think I know you well enough to let you know your dosage is too high. That's a compliment, because I know you wouldn't have posted that were you low on your meds.

I still advise you consult a doctor if you are still not sure how many pills you should be taking in a 24 hour period. There might even be a typo on the bottle replacing the number 2 with a 12 or something.

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..your just trying to get me off track and trying to make a cylon before i get one made....look at your avatar...your goofy..goofy..

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..your just trying to get me off track and trying to make a cylon before i get one made....look at your avatar...your goofy..goofy..
Ha! Just long enough!

I'm done.

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will the cylon have a fez?

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This could be a new dawn for mankind, just be careful that something doesnt go wrong and it ends up a dawn of the dead. I think we have seen quite enough zombie invasions of late.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i have a can of peas in the cupboard and
i could empty it out and then strap it to my skull and sleep with it that way
all night...
Would that make you a pea brain? 😉

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..mikelom and phlapbibit have both driven me back to my labratory...i am locking myself in...these two have given me a new and different idea...the
symetry of their identities leads me to think i will invent something symetrical and with repetitive dullness...i will call it a "yo-yo"...