I have two housemates. One of them is a weirdo. The other is pretty normal.
But then my neighbors show up. Apparently there's been a guy creeping about and generally being creepy. They want to know what's up because he claims to be a friend of my normal housemate. I don't know anything about it.
Then, the next day, he's in my house! Apparently my normal housemate invited him to stay in the spare room (we have one because the weirdo roommate prefers to live in the garage).
He is indeed creepy. I talk to him for a bit. He's compulsively organizing the kitchen including moving my olive oil from where I left it. Whatever...I go on with my life.
Then the weirdo roommate comes up and starts telling me about the weird new guy, how he's like unemployed and schizophrenic, obsessive compulsive and refusing to take his meds. I'm not sure what he wants from me; he doesn't want to ask to have the guy leave but he's trying to get me all worked up and freaked about it.
Next, the dude knocks at my door. He smelled my special smoke and wants me to smoke him out! This particular medication, of course, being TERRIBLE for schizophrenics. I told him no, it's medical, can't be giving it out...
I don't want my home to be a stressful place. I'm the new guy around here. I barely moved in a few months ago. I don't want to make waves and I'm a laid back guy but this is too weird.
What would you do?
Originally posted by AThousandYoung2 normals, 2 weirdo's, sounds like you need to find a new crib. Do either weirdo's pay rent?
I have two housemates. One of them is a weirdo. The other is pretty normal.
But then my neighbors show up. Apparently there's been a guy creeping about and generally being creepy. They want to know what's up because he claims to be a friend of my normal housemate. I don't know anything about it.
Then, the next day, he's in my house! Apparen ...[text shortened]... o make waves and I'm a laid back guy but this is too weird.
What would you do?
Originally posted by sonhouseOne does. I'm not sure I'm entirely normal, but I'm not like these two. 🙄
2 normals, 2 weirdo's, sounds like you need to find a new crib. Do either weirdo's pay rent?
I have too much going on in my life to move right now, but I don't think I can stay here forever.
Originally posted by AThousandYoungOk, tie the new weirdo to a chair, then in a-clockwork-orange-esque way make sure he cannot close his eyes... and then play for him 24/7 Barbara Streisand movies until the guy collapses.
I have two housemates. One of them is a weirdo. The other is pretty normal.
But then my neighbors show up. Apparently there's been a guy creeping about and generally being creepy. They want to know what's up because he claims to be a friend of my normal housemate. I don't know anything about it.
Then, the next day, he's in my house! Apparen ...[text shortened]... o make waves and I'm a laid back guy but this is too weird.
What would you do?
Works everytime.
Originally posted by AThousandYoungKick out the freeloader.
I have two housemates. One of them is a weirdo. The other is pretty normal.
But then my neighbors show up. Apparently there's been a guy creeping about and generally being creepy. They want to know what's up because he claims to be a friend of my normal housemate. I don't know anything about it.
Then, the next day, he's in my house! Apparen ...[text shortened]... o make waves and I'm a laid back guy but this is too weird.
What would you do?