Critically important notice

Are you champion in turkey?
I am champion in chicken 😀

Stand by. The announcement is about to be released.

Originally posted by coquette
Stand by. The announcement is about to be released.

Arrrgh! I haven't slept in 3 days!

Originally posted by Suzianne
Could you keep your 'solicitation' to PMs?

Now I feel like I need a shower.

Now I feel like I need a shower.

I always feel like I need a shower.

Originally posted by coquette
Stand by. The announcement is about to be released.

Don't forget the Time Zone. We are waiting and soon will be bed time.

Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
Don't forget the Time Zone. We are waiting and soon will be bed time.

to late Tabitha I have lost the will to live.

Originally posted by redbadger
to late Tabitha I have lost the will to live.

I hope, then, the other is properly looked after.

Alert cleared. Return to standard operations. Thank you for your cooperation. Danger averted through your cooperation.

Originally posted by coquette
Alert cleared. Return to standard operations. Thank you for your cooperation. Danger averted through your cooperation.

-Acknowledgement of alert clearance-
-Closing standard-

Reply:

Oh good, that's a relief... the suspense was killing me.

Alternate reply:

No, no, don't thank me. I was happy to participate and be a part of averting the danger of non-conformance to cooperation.

2nd alternate reply:

Huh?