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Crowley Vs. Very Rusty:  Who has the edge?

Crowley Vs. Very Rusty: Who has the edge?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
How about the Lion character?

What do you have against Strawberry Shortcake?
Your encyclopaedic knowledge of all things Care Bear impresses me as much as it disturbs.

What I'm trying to make clear is that there is no difference to me between Care Bears or their friends; they present themselves to me as a threatening mass of -- caring -- and to save myself I have to shoot them all.

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Bedtime Bear always stood with his legs crossed, one hand close to his face, like Dr. Evil, and the other hidden behind him.

It always puzzled me in an erotic kind of way.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Your encyclopaedic knowledge of all things Care Bear impresses me as much as it disturbs.

What I'm trying to make clear is that there is no difference to me between Care Bears or their friends; they present themselves to me as a threatening mass of -- caring -- and to save myself I have to shoot them all.
I have a one year old that loves them.

You are a very strange dude.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a one year old that loves them.

You are a very strange dude.
I need help, yes.

Can we get back to what's going to happen to Crowley and his porky friend?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Bedtime Bear always stood with his legs crossed, one hand close to his face, like Dr. Evil, and the other hidden behind him.

It always puzzled me in an erotic kind of way.
Erotic puzzlement: a promise and a subtraction. When you spend, you pay interest. Yes ...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Crowley disgustingly obese. Very Rusty extremely pasty and morbidly obese.

Crowley inbred South African racist. Very Rusty deluded Canadian living in an isolated shack.

Crowley convinced of his own brilliance, a legend in his own mind. Very Rusty should go into politics or become a TV evangelist.

Crowley married. Very Rusty chronic love t ...[text shortened]... ting.



I have them both neck and neck. Help me break the tie with your own observations.
I go with Rusty.

He is honest and has an opinion that he believes in whether you agree with that opinion or not.

Jowley is a troll of the highest magnitude whose sole reason for existing is to live out his mantra: "fighting on the interweb is fun."

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Originally posted by Red Night
I go with Rusty.

He is honest and has an opinion that he believes in whether you agree with that opinion or not.

Jowley is a troll of the highest magnitude whose sole reason for existing is to live out his mantra: "fighting on the interweb is fun."
Have you factored in the Very Rusty insanity factor? I do believe that our pasty young friend has flipped his noodle.

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Originally posted by Red Night
He is honest and has an opinion that he believes in whether you agree with that opinion or not.
Translation: He is close-minded.

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I've heard Vewy Wusty is highly excited about the mud wrestling references posted in this thread.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I've heard Vewy Wusty is highly excited about the mud wrestling references posted in this thread.
What is the oddest substance you've ever wrestled in?

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Originally posted by Seitse
I've heard Vewy Wusty is highly excited about the mud wrestling references posted in this thread.
Let's face it, given the opportunity to see those two hunks of manhood go at it in glorious filth, who wouldn't be?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What is the oddest substance you've ever wrestled in?
Mexican chili & chocolate sauce

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_(sauce)

And you?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Mexican chili & chocolate sauce

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_(sauce)

And you?
Blood and vomit, much of it mine. Not recommended.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Blood and vomit, much of it mine. Not recommended.
Who or what were you wrestling?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Who or what were you wrestling?
A very large and angry cowboy. It wasn't so much wrestling as me repeatedly head butting his fist.