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Crowley Vs. Very Rusty:  Who has the edge?

Crowley Vs. Very Rusty: Who has the edge?

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Crowley disgustingly obese. Very Rusty extremely pasty and morbidly obese.

Crowley inbred South African racist. Very Rusty deluded Canadian living in an isolated shack.

Crowley convinced of his own brilliance, a legend in his own mind. Very Rusty should go into politics or become a TV evangelist.

Crowley married. Very Rusty chronic love tackle self abuser.

Crowley's hobbies include collecting dried elephant poop and throwing spears. Very Rusty loves curling and watching figure skating.



I have them both neck and neck. Help me break the tie with your own observations.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Crowley disgustingly obese. Very Rusty extremely pasty and morbidly obese.

Crowley inbred South African racist. Very Rusty deluded Canadian living in an isolated shack.

Crowley convinced of his own brilliance, a legend in his own mind. Very Rusty should go into politics or become a TV evangelist.

Crowley married. Very Rusty chronic love t ting.



I have them both neck and neck. Help me break the tie with your own observations.
Hmm. I agree but I give it to Crowley.

Crowley is bitchier and has no sense of humor whatsoever. VR uses too many winkies and smilies, but I think he's actually laughed while in his human years.

Crowley knows when to give up on a worthless cause (though it takes him a while to finally figure it out). Very Rusty is like a disease of unending edit pus.

I think Crowley has procreated, whereas Rusty is likely a virgin. I'm sure this counts for something, as you stated.

Crowley has a sense of right and wrong (in his little universe) and can articulate his self-righteousness effectively. Rusty has no sense at all and talks in circles.

I give it to Crowley because really, he's gotten his ass kicked by better men than Very Rusty.


EDIT: *running*

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Crowley disgustingly obese. Very Rusty extremely pasty and morbidly obese.

Crowley inbred South African racist. Very Rusty deluded Canadian living in an isolated shack.

Crowley convinced of his own brilliance, a legend in his own mind. Very Rusty should go into politics or become a TV evangelist.

Crowley married. Very Rusty chronic love t ting.



I have them both neck and neck. Help me break the tie with your own observations.
Crowley is married? To what?

Edit - sorry buddy, it was just to hard to pass up.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Crowley is married? To what?

A very scared skinny woman. 😳

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Crowley disgustingly obese. Very Rusty extremely pasty and morbidly obese.

Crowley inbred South African racist. Very Rusty deluded Canadian living in an isolated shack.

Crowley convinced of his own brilliance, a legend in his own mind. Very Rusty should go into politics or become a TV evangelist.

Crowley married. Very Rusty chronic love t ...[text shortened]... ting.



I have them both neck and neck. Help me break the tie with your own observations.
Would the best way to decide not be to take them to 50,000 feet in a plane, open the doors and kick them out.

Whoever hits the ground and survives wins.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Would the best way to decide not be to take them to 50,000 feet in a plane, open the doors and kick them out.

Whoever hits the ground and survives wins.
put them both on a diet... first one to get down to 450 pounds wins

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
A very scared skinny woman. 😳
LOL.

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I would put my money on Crowley, but the smiley factor can be an advantage for very Rusty Trombone when it boils down to mano a mano mud action.

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VR has the edge as a source of poetic inspiration:

"Very Rusty chronic love tackle self abuser."
"Very Rusty is like a disease of unending edit pus."

Music.

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I foresee an epic bikini battle the mud wrestling way, followed by a sweat, blood & tears grand finale where the winner, holding the hair piece of the defeated opponent, sings chiquitita with teary eyes.

Ah, priceless!

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Originally posted by Seitse
I foresee an epic bikini battle the mud wrestling way, followed by a sweat, blood & tears grand finale where the winner, holding the hair piece of the defeated opponent, sings chiquitita with teary eyes.

Ah, priceless!
Do you mean the Abba song or does 'sing chiquitita' have a more sinister, colloquial meaning?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Do you mean the Abba song or does 'sing chiquitita' have a more sinister, colloquial meaning?
Abba song, of course.

It's the power of contrast, dramatic tool of great screenwriters and the utmost challenge for a novel director.

Just picture it.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Just picture it.
I'd rather not...

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Originally posted by Crowley
I'd rather not...
And if we change the mud for macaroni in the wrestling pool?

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Originally posted by Seitse
And if we change the mud for macaroni in the wrestling pool?
Make it carbonara made with good pecorino and we have a deal.