Cruise

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.


They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.


After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.


She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.


It was tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while, nature once more took its inevitable course.



Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.













So they buried Deirdre.

Originally posted by rhb
A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.


They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.


After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.
...[text shortened]... olutely horrible about what they were doing.













So they buried Deirdre.

Sometimes jokes just aren't funny. 🙂


Cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am an have been a nun as long as I have,

you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.

I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver gets very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."