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Originally posted by PBE6
It's the Dutch I'm worried about. First they're growing tulips, the next thing you know they're sticking their fingers in the nearest dyke!
Just study the Dutch Defence well before you leave, and you shouldn't have any difficulties.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Just study the Dutch Defence well before you leave, and you shouldn't have any difficulties.
Leave it to the Dutch to develop the "Stone"wall variation. 😵

Let's blow this joint, Noodles!

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Originally posted by PBE6
I'm off to Cuba this Thursday, to spend a week basking in the sun away from all the penguins and ice cubes wandering around downtown Toronto. In prepping for this trip, I've identified the following items as "essential":

1. Travel insurance. I get $5,000,000 if a jelly fish decides to use my face as a squeeze toy. w00t!

2. Immodium. The commercials tr ...[text shortened]... uits. Just in case (3) and (2) don't work...in that order.

Did I forget anything?
8. Buy uzless a cigar

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Originally posted by PBE6
I'm off to Cuba this Thursday, to spend a week basking in the sun away from all the penguins and ice cubes wandering around downtown Toronto. In prepping for this trip, I've identified the following items as "essential":

1. Travel insurance. I get $5,000,000 if a jelly fish decides to use my face as a squeeze toy. w00t!

2. Immodium. The commercials tr ...[text shortened]... uits. Just in case (3) and (2) don't work...in that order.

Did I forget anything?
#2 is appropriately numbered but I would say #1 on most of my lists when traveling.

🙂

Enjoy.

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Did I forget anything?[/b]
Yes..Me!!

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Originally posted by PBE6
I'm off to Cuba this Thursday, to spend a week basking in the sun away from all the penguins and ice cubes wandering around downtown Toronto. In prepping for this trip, I've identified the following items as "essential":

1. Travel insurance. I get $5,000,000 if a jelly fish decides to use my face as a squeeze toy. w00t!

2. Immodium. The commercials tr uits. Just in case (3) and (2) don't work...in that order.

Did I forget anything?
A camera!!


edit: I'm not sure only wearing flip-flops and sunglasses is a good idea though...

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Originally posted by PBE6
I'm off to Cuba this Thursday, to spend a week basking in the sun away from all the penguins and ice cubes wandering around downtown Toronto. In prepping for this trip, I've identified the following items as "essential":

1. Travel insurance. I get $5,000,000 if a jelly fish decides to use my face as a squeeze toy. w00t!

2. Immodium. The commercials tr ...[text shortened]... uits. Just in case (3) and (2) don't work...in that order.

Did I forget anything?
Your Communist I.D. Card.

Granny.

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Originally posted by PBE6
2. Immodium. The commercials try to glamourize traveler's diarrhea, but I know better.
when i went to India, i ingested the whole packet of immodium at the airport after touchdown at Mumbai. no #2s for the whole trip. sorted.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
And 5. The Cubans
Picasso reportedly wasn't the easiest guy to get along with, but i think the other Cubans are generally ok😞🙄

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Originally posted by PBE6
I'm off to Cuba this Thursday, to spend a week basking in the sun away from all the penguins and ice cubes wandering around downtown Toronto. In prepping for this trip, I've identified the following items as "essential":

1. Travel insurance. I get $5,000,000 if a jelly fish decides to use my face as a squeeze toy. w00t!

2. Immodium. The commercials tr ...[text shortened]... uits. Just in case (3) and (2) don't work...in that order.

Did I forget anything?
Are you going to one of those all-inclusives that keeps you away from the locals? I've been to Cuba 3 times and one of the most stunning aspects of life there is the fact that most of the society seems to have been stuck in the 1950s .. the cars, the architecture the lifestyle.

If you want to find out more about life in Havana take a trip via horse and carriage around town. Ask the guy to take you through the slums of the city and see how the people live, make some friends with the locals and find out if they like life in Cuba, find out about their income and the availablilty of food etc. You will have a more interesting experience than if you stick around in the tourist areas only. eg Get out of the hotel and eat with the locals.

Havana is a big whore-house. Most of women expect to be propositioned by tourists for sex. Its both legal and encouraged.

It should be a great experience.

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Originally posted by Rajk999
Havana is a big whore-house. Most of women expect to be propositioned by tourists for sex.
i knew Americans like smoking Cuban cigars, but i didn't know the feeling was mutual.

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
i knew Americans like smoking Cuban cigars, but i didn't know the feeling was mutual.
c.f. Clinton. He liked Cuban, or was it Brazilian Monica?? 😳

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Been there in 1994, its great beaches, but watch your cloths, trips out was interesting but the beggers with babys look for you arriving, still the american dollar rules

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Originally posted by stoker
Been there in 1994, its great beaches, but watch your cloths, trips out was interesting but the beggers with babys look for you arriving, still the american dollar rules
You went to Monica in 1994? She had a beach?..... aye, watch your clothes... stains abide..... as for the american dollar...... she got secretary rates! 😛

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
when i went to India, i ingested the whole packet of immodium at the airport after touchdown at Mumbai. no #2s for the whole trip. sorted.
Nice! I got 20 chewables, so I'm set for the week.